A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

[shakahorn 1600]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The DJT stock isn't actually falling apart, it's moving towards it's actual valuation which is just very low.

I'm surprised that Truth Social hasn't announced that it's moving to be an AI company. I guess that is next week's press release.

Well if a negative number is 'very low' then I completely agree with you.

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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Rebooting The Nashville Network

I actually liked TNN at the time, or at least some of the hosts….

[Pato del Muerto 51913]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I actually liked TNN at the time, or at least some of the hosts….

Get some crook and chase, get some church, get some tractor pulls, get some grand ole opry at the ryman. 

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Get some crook and chase, get some church, get some tractor pulls, get some grand ole opry at the ryman. 

Lorianne Crook Earned a degree in Russian and Chinese languages from Vanderbilt, which I always found interesting.

[HenryJames 64900]

[SimonBolivar 10648]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

I feel like in reality it would be....

 

 

Edited April 16 by SimonBolivar

[Brisketexan 103139]

26 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

To be fair, selling all of your mint-condition track suits to buy 3 shares of stock matches that description, so.... yeah.

[Red Five 40108]

So those are the lanes of the bowling alley? You either 1) pour every penny you have into this one stock, or 2) you’re poor. That’s it. Those are your options in life.

[TexEx15 16784]

 

[TexasEd 8011]

6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Oh, and today's press announcement is helping to crater the price:  coming soon, streaming TV.  Honestly smells like an attempt to boost the price, but looks like it has failed:

 

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/16/trump-media-shares-fall-7percent-after-saying-truth-social-to-launch-tv-streaming-platform.html

 

 

 

 

And because other broadcasters are just too fucking woke:

 

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“The streaming content is expected to focus on live TV including news networks, religious channels, family-friendly content including films and documentaries; and other content that has been cancelled, is at risk of cancellation, or is being suppressed on other platforms and services,” Trump Media said in its release.

CEO Devin Nunes in a prepared statement said, “We’re excited to move forward with the next big phase for Truth Social.”

“With our streaming content, we aim to provide a permanent home for high-quality news and entertainment that face discrimination by other channels and content delivery service,” Nunes said. “There is a lot of great content that simply can’t find an audience for unjust reasons, and we want to let these creators know they’ll soon have a guaranteed platform where they won’t be cancelled.”

 

Lol, perfect place for a pillow salesman.

[YGIFS 19443]

They're so close to promising investors that the stock will double in price in just "TWO WEEKS."  Which of course is 100% illegal.  C'mon Nunes, c'mon Lindell.  Say it out loud on national TV.  Say it.  You know you wanna say it.  Inducing others to buy a stock to prop up your price on information you know to be false.  SAY IT, TWO WEEKS, DOUBLE YOUR MONEY IN TWO WEEKS!  

[RDCanecutter 25767]

I am not happy when I hear about Trump fans putting all their savings into DJT.*

Because for every goateed warrior mumbling in his phone out in the truck, there's probably a wife getting no damn help at all, and maybe a couple of OK kids who don't understand what the hell Dad is so mad about. Now their dumbass Dad put them all into poverty for no fault of their own.

*Unless it's Jenna the Insurrection Realtor

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15 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

They're so close to promising investors that the stock will double in price in just "TWO WEEKS."  Which of course is 100% illegal.  C'mon Nunes, c'mon Lindell.  Say it out loud on national TV.  Say it.  You know you wanna say it.  Inducing others to buy a stock to prop up your price on information you know to be false.  SAY IT, TWO WEEKS, DOUBLE YOUR MONEY IN TWO WEEKS!  

This guy would never much such batshit claims….

 

 

[TexLonghorn 5556]

On 4/15/2024 at 1:33 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

[Gil Bang 25504]

On 4/15/2024 at 9:27 AM, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Isn't that a dog hole there on the right... WTF!!!!!

I watched that again recently.  "DOG HOLE" was so damn funny

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I just keep finding more links to Biden's "might do better on my tax plan than his" and rewatching them (because it just keeps getting funnier every time) and found this gem on the Truth Social stock:

"It's approaching a level where Gaetz might date it."

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SOON

Hello, John, how are you doing today? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Does that ring a bell?

Yeah, I may have sent something.

Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, something just came across my desk, John. It is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen in the last six months. If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to share the idea with you. You got a minute?

Actually, I’m really very…

The name of the company, Truth Social. It is a cutting edge social media firm out of the Southeast awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of bullshit generators that have both huge civil discord and sedition applications now. Right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment would be upwards of $60,000!

[GenXer 2470]

9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

SOON

Hello, John, how are you doing today? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Does that ring a bell?

Yeah, I may have sent something.

Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, something just came across my desk, John. It is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen in the last six months. If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to share the idea with you. You got a minute?

Actually, I’m really very…

The name of the company, Truth Social. It is a cutting edge social media firm out of the Southeast awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of bullshit generators that have both huge civil discord and sedition applications now. Right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment would be upwards of $60,000!

Cut to image of truth social vacant office

 

Edited April 16 by GenXer

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Trump Media shares fell by more than 10% on Tuesday morning after the company announced its Truth Social platform is moving to launch a live TV streaming platform.

 

The company said it will roll out streaming content in three phases, the first of which will introduce Truth Social’s content delivery network for streaming live TV to the app for Android, iOS and web.

Phase two will release stand-alone Truth Social streaming apps for phones, tablets and other devices, while phase three will release such apps for home television, Trump Media said.

Lol. Revenue likely stays at $4M.

Expenses will probably balloon with production infrastructure and personnel for their TV streaming platform.

Net loss will likely be in the 10 digit realm in 2024 Q2 reporting.

[Sawbonz 26734]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

This guy would never much such batshit claims….

 

 

Who tf is trying to shut anything down for Covid? 

[Neonmoon 38126]

Has Truth Social announced plans for a robotaxi yet?

[YGIFS 19443]

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

SOON

Hello, John, how are you doing today? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Does that ring a bell?

Yeah, I may have sent something.

Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, something just came across my desk, John. It is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen in the last six months. If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to share the idea with you. You got a minute?

Actually, I’m really very…

The name of the company, Truth Social. It is a cutting edge social media firm out of the Southeast awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of bullshit generators that have both huge civil discord and sedition applications now. Right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment would be upwards of $60,000!

John, I ask you not to judge me on my winners.  But rather my losers, because I have so few.  Namely, Eric, Junior, Jared, and the tall goofy one.  

[chainsaw 9440]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am not happy when I hear about Trump fans putting all their savings into DJT.*

Because for every goateed warrior mumbling in his phone out in the truck, there's probably a wife getting no damn help at all, and maybe a couple of OK kids who don't understand what the hell Dad is so mad about. Now their dumbass Dad put them all into poverty for no fault of their own.

*Unless it's Jenna the Insurrection Realtor

This is way too charitable. I admire your faith in your fellow man.

As for me, it's gonna be four Grittys out of a possible five.

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27 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Who tf is trying to shut anything down for Covid? 

Nobody.  Nobody is trying to shut anything down.

[RDCanecutter 25767]

24 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

This is way too charitable. I admire your faith in your fellow man.

As for me, it's gonna be four Grittys out of a possible five.

Faith? Naw. I lived it.

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19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Nobody.  Nobody is trying to shut anything down.

Ain't no caravans either

[Brisketexan 103139]

This guy would never much such batshit claims….
 
 

What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with these people? What the fuck is he even talking about? Bringing back COVID? I hate the stupidity of this timeline. I really, really, really do.

[Born to Run 6186]

John, I ask you not to judge me on my winners.  But rather my losers, because I have so few.  Namely, Eric, Junior, Jared, and the tall goofy one.  

"How dare you comment on his children!!!"
- Republicans who mocked Chelsea's awkward teenage years relentlessly.

[YGIFS 19443]

20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with these people? What the fuck is he even talking about? Bringing back COVID? I hate the stupidity of this timeline. I really, really, really do.

If COVID does get back together, I hope they do some of the old classics like "Work in Your Underwear", "Stream Shows for 12 Hours a Day", "Cook with Family", "Don't Have to Listen to People Talk" & "Fucking Bleach?  Trump's a Moron." 

Instead they'll play their new stuff like "I Still Can't Smell", "Where are my Pants?", and "It Hurts to Fart"  

[HenryJames 64900]

Seems legit.

[Fudge Nuggets 18825]

He’s fucked if he can’t pull 70+% of his own cult. 

[Dnaguy 11538]

17 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The DJT stock isn't actually falling apart, it's moving towards it's actual valuation which is just very low.

I'm surprised that Truth Social hasn't announced that it's moving to be an AI company. I guess that is next week's press release.

They’re be something absolutely hilarious and dark about MAGA AI. 
Sky Net meets idiocracy. 

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Crossposting and don’t care

 

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10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Crossposting and don’t care

 

And no one who needs to hear this will hear it.

[Jive Turkey 12193]

What a sad and pathetic man. He probably needs a pick me up because he’s down in the dumps while in court. So Trump has one of his sycophants go on Fox News and say nice things about him so he’ll feel better. And the cult has no shortage of people who will do it. 

 

Edited April 17 by Jive Turkey

[South Austin 51409]

We’re back baby!

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13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We’re back baby!

 

[dcbc 14179]

🎶

Well it's a long day, sitting in the courtroom,

There's a drool stain, running down his tie.

And he's a bad boy, because he paid off a porn star,

He's a bad boy, cause his Truth stock is a lie.

 

Sing that chorus with me!  Everybody!

 

And it's FREE!  FREE FALLIN"!

 

[Dutchrudder 10973]

31 minutes ago, dcbc said:

🎶

Well it's a long day, sitting in the courtroom,

There's a drool stain, running down his tie.

And he's a bad boy, because he paid off a porn star,

He's a bad boy, cause his Truth stock is a lie.

 

Sing that chorus with me!  Everybody!

 

And it's FREE!  FREE FALLIN"!

 

Thanks to the wonders of AI music technology, I can make this into a song in minutes!  I added a little to it, but you get the idea. Have a listen!

https://suno.com/song/b6f6f2e1-cc55-4227-b94f-57a99b87ab64

 

[C-Man 26535]

16 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am not happy when I hear about Trump fans putting all their savings into DJT.*

Because for every goateed warrior mumbling in his phone out in the truck, there's probably a wife getting no damn help at all, and maybe a couple of OK kids who don't understand what the hell Dad is so mad about. Now their dumbass Dad put them all into poverty for no fault of their own.

*Unless it's Jenna the Insurrection Realtor

 

 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

We’re back baby!

[C-Man 26535]

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

What a sad and pathetic man. He probably needs a pick me up because he’s down in the dumps while in court. So Trump has one of his sycophants go on Fox News and say nice things about him so he’ll feel better. And the cult has no shortage of people who will do it. 

 

 

I present to you, clothes-horse Donald Trump:

 

 

And we all want to wear gold lady watches:

 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

We’re back baby!

Just hit $25, MAGA might only lose 70% of their life savings.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11486]

My DJT portfolio is performing exactly like my 1990 Donruss portfolio.  Similar fundamentals too.

[MissingInAction 24262]

[Covri 6138]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

We’re back baby!

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4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Crossposting and don’t care

 

Word.

[Francisco 2.0 31566]

 

 

 

[4th&Five 41055]

I thought this was good too. 

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13336]

And then Robert E Lee said "They're after me Lucky Charms." But Trix, they're for kids. They're great. Like America's great. And will be great again. Wow.