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12 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Mr. TV, showing solidarity with the homeless here, explains how the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas are set to join the elite in the SEC. From Texags, responses:

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I mean, Billy/aggy says this every year.  Just til' Hugh Freese walks into aggyland and beats Dumbo in week 1 of conference play.

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52 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Mr. TV, showing solidarity with the homeless here, explains how the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas are set to join the elite in the SEC. From Texags, responses:

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pretty damn funny. glad it wasn't the full segment. can only stand so much of loochie. what a douche.

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2 hours ago, EastTexan said:

pretty damn funny. glad it wasn't the full segment. can only stand so much of loochie. what a douche.

Yep. Maybe I should have put a note about that in the post. Within boundaries of tolerance for yokel blather. Under one minute.

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pretty damn funny. glad it wasn't the full segment. can only stand so much of loochie. what a douche.

Thanks ChatGTP:

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Billy has to keep that $$$ rolling in somehow, now that the government has stopped giving out free money to small businesses.

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Yes, people staying home during a pandemic with nothing better to do than texaggy.com all day long was devastating for his business model.

So glad American taxpayer money was there to help a bro in a great time of need.
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11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Mr. TV, showing solidarity with the homeless here, explains how the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas are set to join the elite in the SEC. From Texags, responses:

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How many fucking years in a row has Looch been making this same bullshit claim, that the ags are right there, about to join the elite?

Why the fuck would anyone listen to that dumbshit?

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23 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

How many fucking years in a row has Looch been making this same bullshit claim, that the ags are right there, about to join the elite?

Why the fuck would anyone listen to that dumbshit?

It’s just aggy noise. Nothing to see. Or give a shit about. Same ‘ol.

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2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

It's funny because they literally pin their summer recruiting hopes on a pool party in an apartment complex.

Aggy is all about substance over style, bro. That pool party at the complex is for true football players, guys that will bleed for the program. They don’t care about the shiny toys. 
 

then they get their shit pushed in by…Appalachian State

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4 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Aggy is all about substance over style, bro. That pool party at the complex is for true football players, guys that will bleed for the program. They don’t care about the shiny toys. 
 

then they get their shit pushed in by…Appalachian State

Recruits aren’t impressed by high-end steakhouses these days. They just want whatever chef Terry Price has grilling while they listen to NIL pitches on how to push 15% off sunflower seeds.

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I actually prefer grilled tofu as the protein on pad Thai. Something about the texture fits the dish better than meats. 

Where's your very secure manly manfulness, man? Here, have some butter-boiled chicken and brisket a hyena would find difficult to chew. Football! Trucks! Tight jeans! Miltary school!

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3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Has any group of people ever been so smug with so little reason?

Too stupid to know they’re stupid.

The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias whereby people with low ability, expertise, or experience regarding a type of task or area of knowledge tend to overestimate their ability or knowledge. 

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