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Bomb threat? You know it's not one of their QBs. 

23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

maroon alert?

 

 

 

 

Hopefully it is just some psycho A&M fan doing a fake bomb threat. Crazy.

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8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Hopefully it is just some psycho A&M fan doing a fake bomb threat. Crazy.

Insurance scam.  They’re gonna blow up the stadium and use the insurance money to buy out their cuck coach.

 

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1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Insurance scam.  They’re gonna blow up the stadium and use the insurance money to buy out their cuck coach.

 

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Those crazy sheep humping bastards are playing 4-d checkers over there in collie station. 

36 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

maroon alert?

 

 

 

 

Well, aggy is a military training base, right….they should be able handle a little old bomb.

Texas State is really having a good time with this.

28 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Wait what? There isn't a home game this week. Pretty sure this is a false alarm.

My first thought.  Jimbo's just trying to get out of the game like a kid who didn't study for a test.

19 minutes ago, Scholz said:

My first thought.  Jimbo's just trying to get out of the game like a kid who didn't study for a test.

Yeah, maybe this excuse will work better than covid did when they forfeited to Wake Forest.

A bomb threat on an idle Thursday?  Fucking Aggies really not taking today's news well at all.  So many dogs gonna get kicked, so many sheep gonna get fucked.  

Good news is they have a robust veterinary program to take care of those abused female aggie animals.  Not sure about the dogs and sheep though. 

17 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

A bomb threat on an idle Thursday?  Fucking Aggies really not taking today's news well at all.  So many dogs gonna get kicked, so many sheep gonna get fucked.  

Good news is they have a robust veterinary program to take care of those abused female aggie animals.  Not sure about the dogs and sheep though. 

No worries. Tiny penii don't inflict any damage to sheep or dog vaginas unless they happen to pierce the skin.

Why would anyone build a bomb to take out aggy stadium when all you'd have to do is play "Sandstorm"?

5 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I want to see an aggy 6-6 finish and not be bowl eligible because of two games against lower division teams.

I’m petty like that.

Even if they’re eligible, no guaranty they actually show for the contest.

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Hopefully it is just some psycho A&M fan doing a fake bomb threat. Crazy.

So, it could be anybody? 

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

maroon alert?

 

 

 

 

Lucky for authorities they were able to quickly rule out the aggies offense

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I think the “is,” is in fact correct because they were referring to a singular organization that is a proper noun.
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Bad news. Recent photos suggest that aggy ordinance disposal was unable to get the devices safely removed before the campus environment was all but devastated.image.png.1a168b5992747ef9a3b8a37426f988fa.pngimage.png.fd4973e4a2c7af98fd7cd5485c6bcb82.png

Their campus really is quite breathtaking.

It was probably some Ukrainian who saw the campus and got triggered. 

1 hour ago, gmr548 said:


I think the “is,” is in fact correct because they were referring to a singular organization that is a proper noun.

I disagree the singular organization would be the Texas A&M University Police Department.  They appear to be using it in the generic sense, in which case police is always a plural noun and followed by are.

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26 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Their campus really is quite breathtaking.

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1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

Bad news. Recent photos suggest that aggy ordinance disposal was unable to get the devices safely removed before the campus environment was all but devastated.image.png.1a168b5992747ef9a3b8a37426f988fa.pngimage.png.fd4973e4a2c7af98fd7cd5485c6bcb82.png

WHAT THE FUCK?  IT LOOKS AS THOUGH PEOPLE OTHER THAN SENIORS HAVE BEEN WALKING ON THE GRASS.

4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Bomb threat? You know it's not one of their QBs. 

Rep this man.

"Code Maroon!! Some idiot patched the glory holes!"

He logged in Saturday after the game it shows. 

Orderly probably did it for him.
On 10/12/2022 at 6:03 PM, Armybrat said:

Don’t you know where you are?

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9 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Insurance scam.  They’re gonna blow up the stadium and use the insurance money to buy out their cuck coach.

 

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Or maybe they just wanna blow Jimbo up. Don't have to pay him. Pay the new guy $15M/year guaranteed. Don't care, got New Guy. Reset. Next year is the year!!

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13 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Their campus really is quite breathtaking.

It pays to be a mouthbreather.

19 hours ago, Vertigo said:

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The future is bright! They only lost to Bama because of injuries, a couple of unlucky breaks and youth. a&m was the better team. If you can't see that you're blind. The loss to App State, with all their starters in place,  was an outlier and can be ignored. 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3328184 

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They played without their heisman trophy winner


Sure. And that's the story line for everyone. But we also had our starting qb out. Oh, also multiple lineman, our overall leader and best playmaker/WR, LB, and three corners. But yeah, they were down their QB.

Yea Young seems like he sucks and is easily replaceable, you know, like a special teams gunner. 

2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

The future is bright! They only lost to Bama because of injuries, a couple of unlucky breaks and youth. a&m was the better team. If you can't see that you're blind. The loss to App State, with all their starters in place,  was an outlier and can be ignored. 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3328184 

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20 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Their campus really is quite breathtaking.

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“What we need is a coach with a national championship under his belt. We’ll pay any price.”

*A finger on the monkey’s paw curls*

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Dr. Horrible said:
They played without their heisman trophy winner


Sure. And that's the story line for everyone. But we also had our starting qb out. Oh, also multiple lineman, our overall leader and best playmaker/WR, LB, and three corners. But yeah, they were down their QB.

Will these fucking maroons decide who they want to consider their starting QB?  I swear, they play every week of every season without their starting QB.  "Oh we played last year without our starting QB...Calzada sucks...King is amazing and would have won those games".  "Oh, we played Bama without our starting QB.  King sucks...Max Johnson is amazing and would have won that game."

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21 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

WHAT THE FUCK?  IT LOOKS AS THOUGH PEOPLE OTHER THAN SENIORS HAVE BEEN WALKING ON THE GRASS.

Thats where the corps let their dates graze while the mens watch football and grab each other nuts.

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