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What the fuck:

 

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The program pitch reportedly starts with 12 pre-vetted contestants arriving at Ellis Island in New York City aboard “The Citizen Ship.” The show’s host—preferably a “famous, naturalized American” like Colombian Sofia Vergara or Canadian Ryan Reynolds—will welcome them with a personalized baseball glove.

Contestants would then travel from state to state aboard a train called “The American” to learn about each region’s history and culture and compete in themed contests, ranging from balancing on logs in Hayward, Wisconsin to building and launching a rocket in Florida’s Cape Canaveral, which houses a major NASA hub.

Officials from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services are reportedly being eyed to tally votes.

“We’ll join in the laughter, tears, frustration, and joy—hearing their backstories—as we are reminded how amazing it is to be American,” the pitch reads.

 

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The losing contestants will go home with “iconically American” prizes, including a million American Airlines points, a $10,000 Starbucks gift card, and a lifetime supply of 76 gasoline. They will also have a leg up as they undergo the traditional citizenship process.

The big winner, meanwhile, will get sworn in as an American citizen on Capitol Hill by “a top American politician or judge.”

“There won’t be a dry eye within 10 miles,” the pitch reads

 

 

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56 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

For fucks sake

 

 

“The Department of Homeland Security receives hundreds of television show pitches a year,” she said in a statement. “Each proposal undergoes a thorough vetting process prior to denial or approval.”

 

Um what?

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“The Department of Homeland Security receives hundreds of television show pitches a year,” she said in a statement. “Each proposal undergoes a thorough vetting process prior to denial or approval.”
 
Um what?

Okay…wait…hear me out…it’s American Ninja Warrior…but Mexican…and we make em cross the Rio with alligators and obstacles and machine guns and shit!

Or wait, here’s my other one: hot chicks with big boobs wrasslin’ and ripping each others clothes off. Now, maybe it’s not Homeland Security-related, but importantly: tits.
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I would just appreciate if this cunt would get off my tv yelling at immigrants during the local news breaks in the morning. “You will never return”. Fuck you you fucking cunt. 

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I know it has been said a million times, but the creators of this Matrix are clearly testing how absurd a reality our minds can be made to believe.

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Haven't read the whole thread, but I can't f'ing believe DHS is spending $200 mill on those sh*t ads with Kristi Noem. 2024 budget for public broadcasting was $535 million.

Why are we spending money to advertise a federal agency? It's not recruiting related, it's purely for publicity.

What the actual f*ck?

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40 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Legit thinking about leaving the US for europe or australia

Not trying to be a dick because I don’t blame anyone for looking at their options, but nurse anesthetists don’t make nearly the kind of money that you’re accustomed to here in other parts of the world. You would have to learn to live on a greatly reduced salary and an increased cost of living. Not a great equation.

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2 hours ago, NYTransplant said:

Why are we spending money to advertise a federal agency? It's not recruiting related, it's purely for publicity fear mongering and cruelty  

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1 hour ago, royiv said:

You would have to learn to live on a greatly reduced salary and an increased cost of living.

Not sure I agree with your police work there. I guess if you’re talking about London or something. 



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