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"It's a dog-eat-dog-world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear" -- RIP, Norm


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Damn it. I really wish they had finally had Vera come into the bar to get Norm and have it been Cindy Crawford or some other amazingly hot model.

RIP Norm.

 

 

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CLIFF: Oh, what's the matter there, big guy?

NORM: That damn “Hungry Heifer” restaurant again. The place is the pits.

CLIFF: Wait. You went back? I thought you hated it there.

NORM: I got lured back by their “surf-and-turf” special.

CLIFF: Oh, yeah. What's that, lobster and steak, huh?

NORM: Tuna fish sandwich with beef gravy.

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4 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Damn it. I really wish they had finally had Vera come into the bar to get Norm and have it been Cindy Crawford or some other amazingly hot model.

Parks and Rec gave us a version of that.

 

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Interestingly, he was a big 80s, 90s indie rock/punk fan as well. Appeared in the Replacements documentary, Color me Obsessed.

and here is a Minutemen anecdote

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I have a lot of very complex thoughts on this...

Instead of rambling...

What's the story, Norm?

Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

Bye Norm!

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Norm: I'm outta here I guess.  Going to stop over at the health club.

Frasier:  You belong to a health club?

Norm:  Yeah, Vera gave me a membership for my birthday.  Real subtle, huh?

Frasier:  You actually go there and work out?

Norm:  Yeah, I try to do about 25 in the pool everyday.

Frasier:  Laps?

Norm:  Cannon balls.

 

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