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7 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

"Contrails" is a contraction of "condensation trails". They are formed by water vapor in the jet engines' exhaust hitting cold air and condensing around particulate contaminants also in the exhaust. A contrail is literally a long, thin, man-made cloud.

If they want to ban contrails, then they either need to ban exhaust from jet engines, or ban cold air at high altitudes.

If they are going to ban either of those, I hope it isn't until after a few weeks have passed, as I'm flying to NO in a week.

 

Don’t tempt louisiana. Banning cold atmospheric temps isn’t out of the realm of (stupid) possibility 

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America is so fucked. Over and over, I think that we are the modern equivalent of killing cats that represent the devil only to allow the rats to bring plague. Just ignorance everywhere.

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So, Jewish space lasers just get a free pass?

Those are to be addressed after the legislators of Louisiana pass the bill to expose the flat earth documents.

A more looming threat currently is the Swampness Monster, Chupacabeaux, and Bayou Foot.

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47 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So what was the thread title before?

Come on man, we've moved on to more pressing issues plaguing the poor people of Louisiana!

Won't you think of the children and their enslavement by the global Illuminati cabal!!!!

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9 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Honestly I thought Idiocracy was spoof.  It is reality.

No, it's not. Collectively, we're a whole hell of a lot dumber than Dax Shepard who really only wanted to rub one out and be left the hell alone.

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7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

No, it's not. Collectively, we're a whole hell of a lot dumber than Dax Shepard who really only wanted to rub one out and be left the hell alone.

Now this is a party platform I can get behind.
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Posted
10 hours ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Bigfoot legislation incoming next!

Nah, the PNW isn't part of the Confederacy of Loons (i.e. almost everywhere else). We leave the big guy alone. He rarely devours hikers and won't be arsed to chase down cyclists.

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18 minutes ago, flatdawgs said:

Nah, the PNW isn't part of the Confederacy of Loons (i.e. almost everywhere else). We leave the big guy alone. He rarely devours hikers and won't be arsed to chase down cyclists.

You’re letting your big city bias show. Get outside of the big cities and the PNW gives the Deep South a run for the money in crazy. I’ve seen more confederate flags and MAGA shit driving to my in-law’s lake house in Washington than I’ve ever seen on my regular drives between Houston and Austin. There are some seriously backwards rednecks up in that part of the country.

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4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Somebody’s been huffing too much swamp gas.

3 hours ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Don’t tempt louisiana. Banning cold atmospheric temps isn’t out of the realm of (stupid) possibility 

Texas is one special legislative session away from banning chemtrails as well.  Louisiana passed their porn-blocking bill and then a year later we followed suit.

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Coates also claimed the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) sends chemicals into clouds to reflect sunlight and cool the Earth’s surface.

NOAA sucks at cooling the Earth's surface.  They need their funding yanked.

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TN passed a bill banning chemtrails last year. At least once a week someone posts on Nextdoor asking why they are still seeing them. Apparently the folks responsible for the chemtrails aren’t following the law. Wake up, sheeple!

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1 minute ago, That Guy said:

TN passed a bill banning chemtrails last year. At least once a week someone posts on Nextdoor asking why they are still seeing them. Apparently the folks responsible for the chemtrails aren’t following the law. Wake up, sheeple!

SEC SEC SEC…

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3 hours ago, royiv said:

You’re letting your big city bias show. Get outside of the big cities and the PNW gives the Deep South a run for the money in crazy. I’ve seen more confederate flags and MAGA shit driving to my in-law’s lake house in Washington than I’ve ever seen on my regular drives between Houston and Austin. There are some seriously backwards rednecks up in that part of the country.

This right fucking here.  And add Idaho in as well. It may as well be Northwestern Pennsyltukcibama. 

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Texas is one special legislative session away from banning chemtrails as well.  Louisiana passed their porn-blocking bill and then a year later we followed suit.

This really only matters if you jack it to contrails.  Which, by all means, you be you, but I'm not sure its as pressing an issue that previous band for most sulryites.

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17 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

This really only matters if you jack it to contrails.  Which, by all means, you be you, but I'm not sure its as pressing an issue that previous band for most sulryites.

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19 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

This right fucking here.  And add Idaho in as well. It may as well be Northwestern Pennsyltukcibama. 

Did couple of roadtrips from the Bay Area to Oregon border. Couldn't drive through some of those dilapidated small towns fast enough. I only kinda felt safe, no joke traveling around some parts of northern Idaho cause I was with two friends that grew up there. 

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3 hours ago, royiv said:

You’re letting your big city bias show. Get outside of the big cities and the PNW gives the Deep South a run for the money in crazy. I’ve seen more confederate flags and MAGA shit driving to my in-law’s lake house in Washington than I’ve ever seen on my regular drives between Houston and Austin. There are some seriously backwards rednecks up in that part of the country.

lol I'm aware, and you're not wrong - I've literally driven every single mile of state highway in WA and have been to the vast majority of both ID and OR. It's just that in WA the squidbillies are substantially outnumbered, unlike in (checks notes) most other states. 

We do call it "Spoklahoma" for a reason, though 😂

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4 hours ago, royiv said:

You’re letting your big city bias show. Get outside of the big cities and the PNW gives the Deep South a run for the money in crazy. I’ve seen more confederate flags and MAGA shit driving to my in-law’s lake house in Washington than I’ve ever seen on my regular drives between Houston and Austin. There are some seriously backwards rednecks up in that part of the country.

Well, let's get a little more clarity around the regional aspects of "rare species". The Bigfoot is commonly "found" in the Appalachian regions of Tennessee, Kentucky and to a larger degree West Virginia. So as not to he exclusionary, they are also "found" in the western parts of the Carolinas and Virginia. However, please note, northern Alabama and Georgia have been known for "sightings" as well.

Edit- Last I "checked" there was no anti-chemtrail legislation in any of those states.

What about Mississippi you might ask....

Well, it's best just to leave them to their own devices and not "probe" too deeply. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, MalibuSheriff said:

I’m thankful (and surprised) this was not in Oklahoma.

Louisiana was one of the first to entertain the 10 Commandments in schools. Texas seems to be following suit. I've said it before. Texas is no better than Oklahoma, Louisiana or any of the dipshit SEC states. We can idiot with the best of them.

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