Jump to content

We're 59th in World Penis Size. USA! USA!


phdhorn

Recommended Posts

From that crucial staple of important news, the Sun... too ripe for easy jokes, so I'll just get to the point (pun intended, check out the chart):

American men’s penises are only the 59th biggest in the world, study finds – beaten by Haitians, Australians & French
Chris Bradford
David Jarvis
4:49 ET, Apr 18 2022

Updated: 12:38 ET, Apr 18 2022
AMERICAN men’s penises are only the 59th biggest in the world, a study reveals

The average length of 5.35 inches is shorter than their HaitianFrench, and Aussie counterparts"

American men have shorter penises than their French and Australian counterparts, a survey reveals

But the US ranks above the UK, according to the poll
 
But the US ranks above the UK, according to the poll

The poll, of 86 nations, revealed that French men’s genitals are 6.20 inches in length, while Australia ranks 43rd at 5.6
Men in Haiti have an average penis size of 6.30 inches when erect, according to the data.'
Ecuadorian men apparently have the biggest penises, at an average of 6.93 inches, while the smallest can be found in Cambodia at just 3.95 inches long when erect.
Men in the US narrowly beat those in the UK as the average size recorded was 5.17 inches.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/5145341/american-men-penis-size-beaten-by-australians-french/

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Why didn’t they also measure girth? A 6.9 inch dick is useless if it’s a pencil dick. Ladies like volume.

And fuck those French noodle dick surrender monkeys. Less than half own a toothbrush.

lulz

You are starting to sound like George.

shrinkage-george-costanza.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

39 minutes ago, Deej said:

I blame the Asian immigrants.

Almost 158,000 Cambodians gained entry into the United States between 1975 and 1994, mainly as refugees but with a smaller number as immigrants and “humanitarian parolees.” Cambodian ethnic communities sprang up on American soil, many of them in locations chosen by the U.S. Office of Refugee Resettlement.

https://oxfordre.com/americanhistory/view/10.1093/acrefore/9780199329175.001.0001/acrefore-9780199329175-e-317#:~:text=Almost 158%2C000 Cambodians gained entry,U.S. Office of Refugee Resettlement.

  • Rage+1 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...