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1 minute ago, Skipper said:

I.e., this clearly means no additional positives out of the traveling party based on results received today.   This isn't rocket surgery.  Or misdirection.

247 mentioned additional positives after testing today.

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1 minute ago, TexasFan21 said:

247 mentioned additional positives after testing today.

they need to just cancel this shit

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

At this point its just fun salting you

I love salt.  it’s delicious. 

1 minute ago, TexasFan21 said:

247 mentioned additional positives after testing today.

I thought that was yesterday?

Just now, Skipper said:

I thought that was yesterday?

 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

True story. When my dad passed away we found over 100 + faxes/copies that my dad had sent to HCs and the AD dating back from the late 1980’s. Lots of tersely written stuff. Very pissed. I have the box of them in storage with most of my stuff (will get them when I move).  Not that those letters and faxes etc did much. But he’d fire them off after a loss. Every time. On letterhead. Signed. Nothing anonymous. Those who post in here that knew my dad can imagine what was written. Lmao.

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7 minutes ago, futureman said:

so much aggression aimed at someone who delivered you the truth on a silver platter.  you need help. 

this is as close to a compliment as I'll ever give you, don't tell me all the sudden you're a sensitive pussy? Might need to page some of the doctors here but maybe there's a nerve in your asshole that when fisted turns you into a bitch. Steer clear of that spot. 

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

urban isn’t coming.  you need to let it go.  you’re a good poster and a good man.  I am genuinely concerned for you. this isn’t healthy. 

sounds like something this guy would say

 

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3 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

this is as close to a compliment as I'll ever give you, don't tell me all the sudden you're a sensitive pussy? Might need to page some of the doctors here but maybe there's a nerve in your asshole that when fisted turns you into a bitch. Steer clear of that spot. 

Negged for quoting him.

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

True story. When my dad passed away we found over 100 + faxes/copies that my dad had sent to HCs and the AD dating back from the late 1980’s. Lots of tersely written stuff. Very pissed. I have the box of them in storage with most of my stuff (will get them when I move).  Not that those letters and faxes etc did much. But he’d fire them off after a loss. Every time. On letterhead. Signed. Nothing anonymous. Those who post in here that knew my dad can imagine what was written. Lmao.

Posting on the day shift? You traitor, bet you got an ou shirt in the closet.  Shame.

3 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

Interesting. If accurate doesn't necessarily mean part of the traveling party.  Regardless, for purposes of this thread, I think the report that practice is on is proof to the conspiracy theorists we aren't shutting everything down for the year because Herman is getting fired imminently.

Definitely in the "no shit" category, but Chad and Trey on 104.9 had Jeff Howe from Inside Texas on and asked them if he believes Urban Meyer to Texas is completely dead.  His answer was there's no way he would call it "completely" dead, and it wouldn't surprise him at all if Texas reaches out again as the season draws closer to a close.

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

True story. When my dad passed away we found over 100 + faxes/copies that my dad had sent to HCs and the AD dating back from the late 1980’s. Lots of tersely written stuff. Very pissed. I have the box of them in storage with most of my stuff (will get them when I move).  Not that those letters and faxes etc did much. But he’d fire them off after a loss. Every time. On letterhead. Signed. Nothing anonymous. Those who post in here that knew my dad can imagine what was written. Lmao.

i know someone currently who does this every week - to HC and CC'd AD. same thing, on letterhead, signed.

also know folks who write probably 5-10 a year to President and CC the AD on it

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

Interesting. If accurate doesn't necessarily mean part of the traveling party.  Regardless, for purposes of this thread, I think the report that practice is on is proof to the conspiracy theorists we aren't shutting everything down for the year because Herman is getting fired imminently.

Eight total players that include one starter and one contributor.

I don’t want the game cancelled. I want Sam to pad his stats some more in his last regular season game and another win. Almost as important, I want to see Bijan (aka Barry Sanders Jr) destroy another hapless Defense en route to his 2022 Heisman.

21 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Almost at 1,000,000 page views. At 30 seconds per viewing, that’s about 8,300 hours of lost productivity because of this thread.

Who are you, my boss? 

3 minutes ago, El Moco said:

Eight total players that include one starter and one contributor.

I was referring to the new cases only

17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

True story. When my dad passed away we found over 100 + faxes/copies that my dad had sent to HCs and the AD dating back from the late 1980’s. Lots of tersely written stuff. Very pissed. I have the box of them in storage with most of my stuff (will get them when I move).  Not that those letters and faxes etc did much. But he’d fire them off after a loss. Every time. On letterhead. Signed. Nothing anonymous. Those who post in here that knew my dad can imagine what was written. Lmao.

I bet he had some choice words for Mack after those 0u loses.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Defcon 3 at Ohio state with regards to the rumblings 

Bet GIF by Soul Train

3 minutes ago, MoJames said:

We need a Surly letterhead.

In MS paint..

10 minutes ago, MoJames said:

We need a Surly letterhead.

 

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1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Ohio chili...I hear they make it with beans.

I don't think that's right.  But they do serve it over spaghetti.

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Just now, nnm said:

I don't think that's right.  But they do serve it over spaghetti.

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unless I am going blind, there sure seems to be beans on top of that pile of shit.

 

It looks like spaghetti with Manwich on it.

Yes beans are optional on top of "Cincinnati chili" which is really just Greek spaghetti sauce over noodles, with weird shit like beans and raw onions thrown on top of the spaghetti sauce.

2 minutes ago, longhornfreak said:

 

Ah they didn't put a date on it.

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6 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

unless I am going blind, there sure seems to be beans on top of that pile of shit.

 

It looks like spaghetti with Manwich on it.

They put beans on top but not IN the chili. What you see there is "five way" which is noodles, chili, onions, cheese, and beans. 

Cincinnati chili isn't turrible, but it's a lot different. It's sweeter and not a spicy. I've had Skyline and it's crap. 

2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yes beans are optional on top of "Cincinnati chili" which is really just Greek spaghetti sauce over noodles, with weird shit like beans and raw onions thrown on top of the spaghetti sauce.

Definitely not the 3 way I was looking for.

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Ohio chili...I hear they make it with beans.

actually cinnamon or some shit

25 minutes ago, MoJames said:

We need a Surly letterhead.

We have one, I believe it has a dickbutt watermark. Right @blacklab ?

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I don’t think there was a single one of those teams that didn’t have more talent than OU...The only team with more talent that OU beats is you guys.
The playoff losses you live with - OU was a favorite in one of those games...against Clemson.  That was before we all knew who Clemson was.  Disappointing for sure but there’s hope in Norman.  And hope is a hell of a drug.  

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37 minutes ago, NoName said:

i know someone currently who does this every week - to HC and CC'd AD. same thing, on letterhead, signed.

also know folks who write probably 5-10 a year to President and CC the AD on it

My dad does this. Not real sure how I feel about it, but he does it. Born in 1950, and a native Austinite. 

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

We have one, I believe it has a dickbutt watermark. Right @blacklab ?

Uh, that's not water.

2 minutes ago, Droopy said:

My dad does this. Not real sure how I feel about it, but he does it. Born in 1950, and a native Austinite. 

heh this guy graduated in probably the late 60s/very early 70s but i bet they get a TON of letters like this

48 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

True story. When my dad passed away we found over 100 + faxes/copies that my dad had sent to HCs and the AD dating back from the late 1980’s. Lots of tersely written stuff. Very pissed. I have the box of them in storage with most of my stuff (will get them when I move).  Not that those letters and faxes etc did much. But he’d fire them off after a loss. Every time. On letterhead. Signed. Nothing anonymous. Those who post in here that knew my dad can imagine what was written. Lmao.

 

If you are able to (and open to) post(ing) some, that would be interesting and appreciated.  (Sans any personal info, of course.)

44 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Definitely in the "no shit" category, but Chad and Trey on 104.9 had Jeff Howe from Inside Texas on and asked them if he believes Urban Meyer to Texas is completely dead.  His answer was there's no way he would call it "completely" dead, and it wouldn't surprise him at all if Texas reaches out again as the season draws closer to a close.

I just want to point out.....with no coaching speculation I have every seen at UT has there been so much use of the word "not completely dead" or "urban could change his mind at any moment"........Typically it is an unequivocal no its not happening lets move on.

46 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Posting on the day shift? You traitor, bet you got an ou shirt in the closet.  Shame.

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6 minutes ago, stork642 said:

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I really didn’t mean that post as a dig.  But seeing it now - lol.  Sorry 😬

They are sitting on something.

26 minutes ago, nnm said:

I don't think that's right.  But they do serve it over spaghetti.

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I was deployed on a carrier in the Northern Arabian Gulf back at the beginning of OIF in ‘03.  Some nutless wonder crew member from Cincinnati wrote a sob story letter to Skyline about how they needed a “taste of home” while halfway around the world defending freedom.  Skyline responded in the least patriotic way possible.  They shipped enough of their canned cinnamon meat gruel to feed/poison an entire aircraft carrier.

It was horrific.  Just one of the many atrocities committed during that war.  The supply officer’s  only response to the significant criticism: “food’s brown, hot, and plenty of it.”  I can’t imagine the agony of the pilots who flew a sortie over Iraq with a belly full of that slop.  
 

The mouth breathers from Ohio were so proud of themselves.  

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3 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

They are sitting on something.

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