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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I may post some screenshots later.  If they don’t engage again, it’s all I have left.  

This needs to happen.

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4 minutes ago, Pasken said:

yea, it's sad that Mitch is going to block all the meaningful reforms they're looking for. Sucks.

EOs 

22 hours ago, Amobie said:

Trump has won..  suck it

 

22 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

This may not age well.

 

22 hours ago, Amobie said:

Like your mom?

Just kidding...  Trump is obviously winning this thing. 

Hmmmm...

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Plan B my ass.  They should be forced to carry Trump to term.

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I imagine that mcenany was told to be clear that trump expects to win with the vote total. And it dawned on her halfway through the interview that wasn’t the message she was conveying. 

2 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Lou Malnatis to celebrate?

Maple and Ash has a big tent set up for outside dining...gonna go pound some drinks and celebrate some more.  It's been a great day.  I'll be hungover eating Lou Malnati's on my couch Sunday...that's gonna be a really rough day.  But great suggestion... 

8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

People have stopped replying.  I’ve laid waste to the entire lot of ‘em.  Most of the group texts have 2 of us against Trump and 6-8 hardcore trumpers.  It started with lots of back and forth.  Sadly for them, I have a big fucking mouth and pretty much never stop talking shit.  I’ve honed my skills here so it’s really not even fair. 
 

I’m almost sad.  What’s wrong with me?

  Bro- If my friend, who is a HUGE Trump supporter, didn't have my blown foxbody at his shop, I would be showing my full ass on social media

2 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Big AZ batch about to come in.  About 420K.   Biden has a 93K lead right now statewide.

 

Just dropped.  Biden maintains 85K vote lead in Maricopa.

Lou Malnatis to celebrate?

Fuck Lou’s. Pequod’s for life
1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

Does she end up like Miss Havisham?because that sounds great

I see her as the crazy girl who steals the mummified baby in Wise Blood.




I’m almost sad.  What’s wrong with me?


You're a sooner fan.

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Now we wait on one of Nevada/Pa/GA to drop 

Tucker and Hannity making their pitches for Trump News Network with their opening monologues. 

Dammit, misread the post

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4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I prefer Geno's East, but Lou's is pretty tasty too.

give me Giordano's.

now i want deep dish pizza.

Looks like Texas secession Facebook posts are back on the menu boys!

Excellent they can have college station.
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

AP calls Arizona for Biden

Pennsylvania insurance. It's been over since about 9pm last night in AZ, but this one is a nice pickup now that it's locked in.

Either GA or NV is enough to now. We might get a Biden call tonight, since GA says they'll be finished.

3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Just dropped.  Biden maintains 85K vote lead in Maricopa.

Only 75k dropped. Looks like it’s gonna be close. 

What am I missing here?  It looks like the AZ dump that just took place was pretty favorable for Trump?  First 75k votes were 60% Trump with another 325k to come.

Damn, if the rest of the Maricopa batches come in at the rate the 8PM CST batch came in, Trump will take a ~9K vote lead.

I prefer Giordano's, Gino's East, or Lou Malnati's.

Trump is going to cry for the next two weeks and then launch a new TV channel with Steve Bannon. 

And I will be starting a national organization that boycotts advertisers on their network.
Just now, Bodhi said:

What am I missing here?  It looks like the AZ dump that just took place was pretty favorable for Trump?  First 75k votes were 60% Trump with another 325k to come.

Yeah that’s not great. If the rest are 60% Trump than it’s a toss up

I'm liking the interaction between King and the Arizona SOS.

1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

Damn, if the rest of the Maricopa batches come in at the rate the 8PM CST batch came in, Trump will take a ~9K vote lead.

raw

4 minutes ago, UncleCharlie said:


 

 


You're a sooner fan.

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We'll go with 'what's not wrong with me?'  Much shorter list of potential replies. 

17 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

They need to start arresting people when they do that. Protest on the street or get cuffed. This protesting was exactly how *they stopped the recount in Florida with Bush/Gore. Count every vote or declare the republic a banana. 

*It was GOP campaign staffers but the news portrayed them as outraged citizens. (saw the recap on 537 Votes on HBO). 

Fuck that shit, start shooting. Guns don’t kill people, people fucking up kill people...

I'm liking the interaction between King and the Arizona SOS.
What was said?

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I want to hear from the Decision Desk guy who called AZ yesterday about why all the of the happenings since then don't impact his prediction. Mainly because it might calm some Biden supporters.

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:


And I will be starting a national organization that boycotts advertisers on their network.

MyPillow guy, gold and precious metal sales and Magnum PI reverse mortgages gonna lock up all the ad time.

A poll worker left the room?

Could be trouble, could be bullshit lol



If this is the shit they’re basing their legal challenges on, this is going to be funny.

Could’ve sworn the “bad at math” CNN reporter said it was Biden +5? Such highs to such lows.

Could’ve sworn the “bad at math” CNN reporter said it was Biden +5? Such highs to such lows.

1 minute ago, troph said:

Can we please have more Secretary of State of Arizona please?

I am also a fan of the WI SoS.

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

raw

Biden campaign believes the remaining vote will be 53-54% Trump, instead of 59%.  This would preserve Biden's lead.

Ugh I thought this might be over tonight. 

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