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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Just now, washparkhorn said:

Ted Cruz is saying the Democrats are actively rigging the results in PA.

Well, his dad helped assassinate JFK.

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6 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


To be fair, I’m 45ish years younger, and I don’t think I could give a speech after the last few nights. I’d imagine he’s gotten less sleep than I have, but I’ve had a few gallons more vodka so it’s kind of a wash

Joe Biden ain't sweating this shit.

 

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9 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Imagine trying to get the African American community to rally behind Cotton.

Are you saying they won't pick Cotton?

1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

Ted Cruz is saying the Democrats are actively rigging the results in PA.

Ted trying to stay relevant with all the cool kids in the GOP.

 

 

Question:

When Biden wins tonight, is TTomTerrific going to come and remove me from Texas?

Dammit imamac i just ran out of daily rep for the first time ever. Can’t we unlimit the rep for this occasion. 

4 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

I’d rather win it and spare that poor Fox News guy.

He’s gonna get it regardless. He made an election night call for a state that will end with a 10,000 or less margin probably. 

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Take how this is feeling then multiply it by as much as you like. This is how it’s going to feel when we fire Herman and hire Urban!

No FB 

I’d rather win it and spare that poor Fox News guy.

I don’t think that poor FN guy is going to be employed for long regardless of whether he was right or not

 

50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 


LFG

What the fuck, John Oates is also Borat?

 

3 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Ted Cruz is saying the Democrats are actively rigging the results in PA.

Tell that canadian to stay out of our election 

30 minutes ago, Pancho said:

CNN saying Claying county has 5700 ballots left to count and that will be counted by midnight (ET)

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s gonna get it regardless. He made an election night call for a state that will end with a 10,000 or less margin probably. 

Yeah but if he gets it right he's gonna let his nuts hang out

4 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Ted Cruz is saying the Democrats are actively rigging the results in PA.

Was wondering if any Republican was enough of a traitor to try to suck up to the Trump cult tonight.  

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13 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

 

Midnight....

 

Train to Georgia. 

ted Cruz on Hannity right now saying philly election officials are not allowing official trump observers to watch ballot counting this is a flat out lie correct?

11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I think it's possible we overdid it on how many Irish we let into the country.

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Just now, heso said:

Was wondering if any Republican was enough of a traitor to try to suck up to the Trump cult. 

Lady G is all in on it on Hannity.

1 minute ago, heso said:

Dammit imamac i just ran out of daily rep for the first time ever. Can’t we unlimit the rep for this occasion. 

Ya gotta tree fiddy that shit bro. 

Just now, Underdog said:

Train to Georgia. 

Goddamn it, it was right in front of me and I missed it. 

4 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Ted Cruz is saying the Democrats are actively rigging the results in PA.

I'm saying that Rafaelito is a fat fuck who looks like a peeled boiled egg with a beard.

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Fox News has done massive damage to this country. Don't ever feel sorry for any fuckstain that works there. 

4 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Ted Cruz is saying the Democrats are actively rigging the results in PA.

Dammit, does the press not ever ask "how?"

Explain the fraud, Ted.  I mean, besides your facial hair.

Just now, Sawbonz said:

ted Cruz on Hannity right now saying philly election officials are not allowing official trump observers to watch ballot counting this is a flat out lie correct?

Yep.

 

I flipped over to Fox to hear what the other half is hearing.

Hannity is interviewing Ted Cruz right now.  Cruz said that in every Democrat city, election monitors are being shut out, windows are being blacked out, and they know exactly how many votes they need to manufacture to make sure Biden is the winner.  He also said they did the same thing during the Gore/Bush recount with the hanging chads -- every time there was a recount, Al Gore's number magically went up.  They agreed that the entire election should be invalidated due to the rampant Democrat "lawlessness."

Its amazing the depths these people have sunk to.

And I'm still not at all convinced that they won't successfully steal this thing.  And they don't care if they provoke a civil war in the process.

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Are you saying they won't pick Cotton?

Dude.

If they can call GA, best trump can do is tie, lol. Come on Atlanta, count!

When is the next Nevada drop?

I mean, if you tell me Biden will win the presidency and I can pick my combo for the final states, I’m going to want Fox News to look shitty.

My initial reaction was the same as yours, but FN having nonpartisan folks on staff is a good thing for the country
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s gonna get it regardless. He made an election night call for a state that will end with a 10,000 or less margin probably. 

Someone said the later votes in AZ should be more pro Biden is that not true any longer?

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I haven’t even been on the football board this week. Tell me this is happening. Tell me

What is football?

Just now, Neonmoon said:

When is the next Nevada drop?

Tomorrow morning I think. They are literally taking their sweet ass time.

Just now, South Austin said:

Is this Ted Cruz’s big move?

Ted Cruz will never be president.

Just now, South Austin said:

Is this Ted Cruz’s big move?

Remember when Donald Trump publicly shat all over ol' Teddy's wife?

And now Teddy is like the little fucking gremlin sidekick of Jabba the Hutt.

Gaping pussy.

Imagine being a Yankees fan

And a cunt.

Redundant.
3 minutes ago, heso said:

Was wondering if any Republican was enough of a traitor to try to suck up to the Trump cult tonight.  

Little creep knows he’s safe for 4 years. 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

And I'm still not at all convinced that they won't successfully steal this thing.  And they don't care if they provoke a civil war in the process.

Is there anyone NOT still just a little bit nervous about this??

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Tell that canadian to stay out of our election 

Somebody remind Cruz that DOTARD said his wife was ugly and he doesn't need to carry Cheeto's water anymore.

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Is this Ted Cruz’s big move?

No, this was:

raw

Cruz is a waste of space. He does nothing for his constituents. It’s almost impossible to contact him. 
 

he’s lying through his teeth right now for the Trump cult. He’s put in a lot of work sucking off trump and wants it to pay off someday. I hope it doesn’t. Cruz is the biggest douchebag in congress.

6 minutes ago, heso said:

Dammit imamac i just ran out of daily rep for the first time ever. Can’t we unlimit the rep for this occasion. 

Tree-fiddy has unlimited rep

 

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Just now, aggie08 said:

Is there anyone NOT still just a little bit nervous about this??

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ted Cruz on Hannity right now saying philly election officials are not allowing official trump observers to watch ballot counting this is a flat out lie correct?

According to the official trump observers who are currently watching the ballot counting in Philly, yes. It’s a lie
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