Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

Featured Replies

This isn’t getting called tonight, is it? Dammit.

It could depending on what NV and AZ put out. Biden with more distance in NV and another set before the mark Trump needs to catch up may do it.
  • Replies 39k
  • Views 2m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • I am so thrilled tonight! I spoke with my mom and asked her how my dad was taking the election. She said after every network declared Biden the winner, he turned off Fox News and said “Well, glad t

  • This was my experience in Galveston County, except for one thing. I came in and presented my ID to the geriatric at the front who printed out my pin number. I took my pin number to a table where two B

Posted Images

  • Popular Post

We're going to start getting a bunch of results from Pennsylvania if for no other reason than the government workers don't want to come back on a Saturday.  We're going to get a call tonight.

Goddamn--I really wish my father were still around to see this.  He hated Trump more than anybody I know (and that includes @Brisketexan).

2 minutes ago, heso said:

There are 35,000 left to count but 29k of those couldn’t be counted until 5pm per court order. I expect the next Allegheny county drop will be 6k and the 29k will come in tomorrow. 

I say a 15k’ish drop late tonight and same amount tomorrow morning and 6k like you said

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

 

For FUCKS sake lol. This reality TV show plot just won't fucking stop with the cliffhangers

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Throwing out, you know, that, Mrs. Lincoln really enjoyed the production of "Our American Cousin"  at Ford's theater.

It’s just another mindless slogan from Planet Conservatardia.

And it’s really stupid. Watch me do this one:

”Throw out Texas and Biden won the popular vote basically by 5M.”

Yeah I said that, but I’m not patting myself on the back and acting all brilliant...because there’s nothing brilliant about that observation. Just some shit Limbaugh would say.

Since 2012 states like LA, AL, FL, NC and now likely GA have all elected a Democrat through a statewide election or had their electoral votes go to a Democrat President candidate.  Yet TX is lumped in with the likes of MS, AR, KY, etc.  You are known by the company you keep and this state politically sucks fucking shit.

12 minutes ago, Captainant said:

But it's nearly a certainty that Biden is president elect

That's been true since very early Wednesday but here we are

7 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I kind of like Philadelphia.  There are some really pretty parts along the river.  There is some pretty good food.  And there's a lot of history/good museums to check out as a tourist.

Yeah I lived in Bucks county for a few years about 45 minutes North of downtown Philly.  Center City/Downtown is like a little New York City.  World Class restaurants and south Philly is unbelievable Italian food served in restaurants that are like little houses.  Also, Reading Terminal Market downtown is a cool food scene.  Problem is the city is surrounded like many cities with some let's say "rough" neighborhoods.  Between the food, history, and museums it's a cool place to visit.

The right wing nutjobs are gonna say it was rigged for four years. Not that it matters. 

Kinda funny actually.

or they could just call Nevada and Arizona and end this. Trump isn't winning either. 

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

or they could just call Nevada and Arizona and end this. Trump isn't winning either. 

AP has already called Arizona. They need to call Nevada and end this shit 

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

The right wing nutjobs are gonna say it was rigged for four years. Not that it matters. 

Kinda funny actually.

Limbaugh and Hannity are going to cash in these next 4 years 

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Since 2012 states like LA, AL, FL, NC and now likely GA have all elected a Democrat through a statewide election or had their electoral votes go to a Democrat President candidate.  Yet TX is lumped in with the likes of MS, AR, KY, etc.  You are known by the company you keep and this state politically sucks fucking shit.

It's like you are saying that Ted Cruz, John Cornyn, Abbot, Perry, Gohmert, etc.. are bad leaders.  With a state like TX it sucks we can't get better representation for its people.  

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

or they could just call Nevada and Arizona and end this. Trump isn't winning either. 

there's some fuckery going on with AZ votes. I don't really understand how they are batching the counts. If they are from Maricopa trump is threading the needle to make it like a sub 500 vote race though. 

If maricopa really is Dem stronghold they are probably just making it dramatic and then a blowout drop will come. 

That Philadelphia Inquirer article is a kick in the fucking teeth, the count of maybe 100K provisional ballots only started about 20 minutes ago, so this could take days. If true, shit. 

https://www.inquirer.com/politics/election/spl/provisional-ballot-pennsylvania-counting-election-2020-20201106.html

HARRISBURG — Those across the nation eager for a winner to be declared in Pennsylvania might have to wait a little longer because of a flood of provisional ballots, most of which are only now being counted in a process that takes a lot more time than tallying in-person or mail votes.

As of Friday morning, 56 of the state’s 67 counties reported about 85,000 provisional ballots cast based on only a partial count, a Pennsylvania Department of State spokesperson said. House Speaker Bryan Cutler told reporters Friday he’s told the number could top 100,000.

Provisional ballots are cast when a voter’s eligibility is in question. And so far, 2020 looks like it might be a record year, owing mostly to the state’s expansion of no-excuse mail voting.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Limbaugh and Hannity are going to cash in these next 4 years 

Rush has lung cancer.

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

Not to be too cynical, but assuming that these polls are as off as the rest of the polls... 

Could be, but military respondents are different. And Bernie did well with the military in terms of fundraising.

 https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/bernie-sanders-leads-trump-all-2020-candidates-in-donations-from-active-duty-troops-946188/

Good article on how Trump is not a darling of active duty military. 

19 minutes ago, heso said:

Look, we’re all having fun with philly saving the day, but come next hockey season philly will go back to being the dumbest, most violent, and overly drunk sports city in the country. 

they can enjoy their respect through Inauguration Day. After that they’ll go back to being fat drunk and stupid and they‘ll remind everyone for the next 50 years, as they vomit into a urinal, about that time they saved America.  

spacer.png

  • Popular Post
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Limbaugh and Hannity are going to cash in these next 4 years 

I think Limbaugh is going to cash out most likely.

14 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

78D75319-E629-4838-B26F-14011E725C03.jpeg

200.gif

1 minute ago, immamac said:

there's some fuckery going on with AZ votes. I don't really understand how they are batching the counts. If they are from Maricopa trump is threading the needle to make it like a sub 500 vote race though. 

If maricopa really is Dem stronghold they are probably just making it dramatic and then a blowout drop will come. 

 

kinky GIF

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Rush has lung cancer.

I’ll believe it when he falls over

3 hours ago, skeeter said:

not just votes according to this "gentleman" ...

 

They should be telling him he's right, there's no point, he should stop voting.

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Limbaugh and Hannity are going to cash in these next 4 years 

Limbaugh is more likely to check out.

 

About those GA military ballots, didn't somebody report that the majority were requested by registered Dems? Not sure if Trump is getting any help there (assuming they are not already counted).

Apologies if this has been covered, who can keep up with this shit.

5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Since 2012 states like LA, AL, FL, NC and now likely GA have all elected a Democrat through a statewide election or had their electoral votes go to a Democrat President candidate.  Yet TX is lumped in with the likes of MS, AR, KY, etc.  You are known by the company you keep and this state politically sucks fucking shit.

I was hoping Texas would find a more independent path from the low information states - and, to its credit, Texas is on the cusp of becoming purple. But - yes - Texas is looking like the touchstone for Trump Republican idiocy in the overall scheme of things. That is a blow to Texas prestige in the bigger business world. 

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

AP has already called Arizona. They need to call Nevada and end this shit 

FoxNews.com election map front and center on their home page, they changed the shading earlier today:

spacer.png

41 minutes ago, G650 said:

20201106-164618.jpg

 

Second bottle may last the weekend

3fjcke498vf11.jpg

17 minutes ago, immamac said:

I called it cuz I ain't no bitch. 

I was gonna tell you to make it blue, and then I looked at the map.

I propose the next Presidential election results be handled by these two...

47006691e096af0fb236cb2cdb55fbdc.jpg

Give out the results in Selection Sunday format... 

10 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Yeah I lived in Bucks county for a few years about 45 minutes North of downtown Philly.  Center City/Downtown is like a little New York City.  World Class restaurants and south Philly is unbelievable Italian food served in restaurants that are like little houses.  Also, Reading Terminal Market downtown is a cool food scene.  Problem is the city is surrounded like many cities with some let's say "rough" neighborhoods.  Between the food, history, and museums it's a cool place to visit.

I handled the Pittsburgh-Philadelphia road trip for the Dallas Stars back in 2003 or 2004 and I enjoyed both cities quite a bit. We had an off-day in Philly so I did all the historic stuff and it was bad ass. Downtown area of Pittsburgh is cool too.

20 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

I dunno man, before Tuesday, I would have thought they largely hated him, but after seeing what we've seen, I wouldn't be surprised if officers lean trump and enlisted are waaaaay trump.

Younger enlisted folks care about two things:  1) Getting paid and 2) getting laid, and not necessarily in that order.

Shit, when I was in, I never bothered dealing with an absentee ballot, I just didn't vote.  My biggest concern was making sure my important bills got forwarded.

I don't know how they do it these days though - were these ballots actually requested, or did Georgia flag registered voters that were out-of-state military, and send those ballots out automatically/unrequested?  

If they were requested, then yeah, there might be a high number that actually vote.  Then again, Trump really fucked the military around with how he's handled the Middle East, Europe/NATO, etc.

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Georgia: Biden currently leads here by a razor-thin margin (1,561 votes) with about 8,200 regular absentee ballots, up to 8,900 overseas ballots and at least 5,500 provisional ballots left to count (plus 2,000 rejected absentee ballots that could be “cured” by their voters). 

You're behind on your count amigo. Biden is +4000. 

Other than the provisionals, what's left to count in PA?

Sent from my Pixel 5 using Tapatalk

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Fucking baby

 

Lol. Fauci at least will be right back Jan 20. Does he get a severance package just to be rehired?

That Philadelphia Inquirer article is a kick in the fucking teeth, the count of maybe 100K provisional ballots only started about 20 minutes ago, so this could take days. If true, shit. 
https://www.inquirer.com/politics/election/spl/provisional-ballot-pennsylvania-counting-election-2020-20201106.html
HARRISBURG — Those across the nation eager for a winner to be declared in Pennsylvania might have to wait a little longer because of a flood of provisional ballots, most of which are only now being counted in a process that takes a lot more time than tallying in-person or mail votes.
As of Friday morning, 56 of the state’s 67 counties reported about 85,000 provisional ballots cast based on only a partial count, a Pennsylvania Department of State spokesperson said. House Speaker Bryan Cutler told reporters Friday he’s told the number could top 100,000.
Provisional ballots are cast when a voter’s eligibility is in question. And so far, 2020 looks like it might be a record year, owing mostly to the state’s expansion of no-excuse mail voting.

PA needs to get their shit together by the next election
1 minute ago, Updawg said:


PA needs to get their shit together by the next election

Talk to the state's republican legislature who made sure they had to wait to election day to start counting mail in ballots.

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Limbaugh and Hannity are going to cash in these next 4 years 

Limbaugh won't last 4 years

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I handled the Pittsburgh-Philadelphia road trip for the Dallas Stars back in 2003 or 2004 and I enjoyed both cities quite a bit. We had an off-day in Philly so I did all the historic stuff and it was bad ass. Downtown area of Pittsburgh is cool too.

I drove from Texas to NY for my move in 2011 and was pleasantly surprised how beautiful Pittsburgh is, very cool to drive thru the tunnel on the WV side and then BOOM there's Pittsburgh on the other side.  The Pirates happened to be in town, so  stuck around to catch a game in PNC, beautiful park/view. 

California argument is so goddamn stupid. If a democrat said “Well, if we throw out Wyoming, Alaska, North and South Dakota, Montana, Idaho, West Virginia, Nebraska, Kansas, Mississippi, Arkansas, Iowa, Utah, Oklahoma, Kentucky, and Louisiana,” that democrat would still be throwing out over 1,500,000 fewer people despite throwing out 81 EV (I think, just did that in my head off the screen real quick so maybe give or take a couple) to California’s 55.

If you ever hear anyone try the “Well, excluding California” thing, dismiss them as a moron and ridicule them immediately. If you do not, you are a moron and should be ridiculed.

20 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Yeah I lived in Bucks county for a few years about 45 minutes North of downtown Philly.  Center City/Downtown is like a little New York City.  World Class restaurants and south Philly is unbelievable Italian food served in restaurants that are like little houses.  Also, Reading Terminal Market downtown is a cool food scene.  Problem is the city is surrounded like many cities with some let's say "rough" neighborhoods.  Between the food, history, and museums it's a cool place to visit.

 

30 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I kind of like Philadelphia.  There are some really pretty parts along the river.  There is some pretty good food.  And there's a lot of history/good museums to check out as a tourist.

Agree with both of these.  Underrated city, IMO.  CC is compact and walkable and it's surrounded by some cool neighborhoods.  Great food city and the "Skookill" is a great river and the trail is awesome.  However, Beantown is correct about some of the more "rough" areas.  The Philly attitude is a bit of a cliche' but it's true.  They have a loveable chip on their shoulders for a whole list of reasons.

Edited by Aqua Buddha

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.