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19 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

fuck em, I am sure all of the voted for the guy in charge and 

Learn Find Out GIF
 

 

Well I enthusiastically voted for Gillum, who in hindsight, was a closeted, meth addicted, indicted fraudster, and still somehow would have made a better governor than puddin' fingers.

It's not like we are awash in great choice here in hangdown state.

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Holy shit ... we really are in a simulation. The Bablyon Bee using Twitter to fire people for not being polite to politicians is perhaps the funniest thing they've ever done.

 
 
 

This planet makes absolutely no sense to me anymore. None.
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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy shit ... we really are in a simulation. The Bablyon Bee using Twitter to fire people for not being polite to politicians is perhaps the funniest thing they've ever done.

 

 

 

Well that's the funniest thing to ever come out of the Babylon Bee.

Finally.  

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On 5/27/2023 at 12:15 PM, South Austin said:

I’m looking forward to watching this fucker burn in the primaries.

Ok, here’s an absolutely miserable hypothetical with a very real possibility. 

Assume that you had to vote in the Republican Primary, and you knew that the winner would defeat Biden. Your only choices are Trump or DeSantis. Who gets your vote?

 

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Assume that you had to vote in the Republican Primary, and you knew that the winner would defeat Biden. Your only choices are Trump or DeSantis. Who gets your vote?

Trump. He would spend way more time on social media, which takes away time from doing other stupid/heinous shit, and at the end of the day it's about lining his pockets and making himself feel important, which would take away time from doing other stupid/heinous shit. He would also be surrounded by people who were first and foremost 100% out for their own grift.

DeSantis would be hyper-focused on fascism for fascism's sake. He would surround himself with people who could get fascist shit done.

Also, Trump is always a Big Mac away from a heart attack, so it might depend on his running mate, but DeSantis wouldn't be his running mate.

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also, Trump is a moron who surrounds himself with other morons, which is the only thing that 'saved' us from the worst of his nature last time. thank god he's as stupid as he is corrupt.

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3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Ok, here’s an absolutely miserable hypothetical with a very real possibility. 

Assume that you had to vote in the Republican Primary, and you knew that the winner would defeat Biden. Your only choices are Trump or DeSantis. Who gets your vote?

 

jesus, might as well ask me whether i could live without my right or left nut (that's right bitches, I got 'em both!)

but seriously, this is why it's so important for them to beat up on each other for as long as they can. trump needs to destroy meatball ron and then flame out horribly in the general. the only way that happens without much sweat on Biden and the dems is if they split the conservative base. meatball already is getting the nazi vote shift, so olds and idiots will continue to align with trump. the extremists know trump is lost cause. they'd rather align with meatball because if he can get elected, their agenda will have a way better chance of becoming reality. 

USA! USA! USA!

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No problem with either choice. If one were an R voter.  Same with a steaming pile of shit, death to all left handers, or the end of the world as we know it.  They feel fine with the blood soaked R.

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48 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

No problem with either choice. If one were an R voter.  Same with a steaming pile of shit, death to all left handers, or the end of the world as we know it.  They feel fine with the blood soaked R.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake,

Birds and snakes, an aeroplane

And Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

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I guess we will see how this plays out, but DeSantis’s attempt to outflank Trump to the right seems like the stupidest fucking thing he could ever do.  His only hope was to consolidate GOP opposition to Trump by bargaining with people like Haley, Pence, Scott, etc. to win the primary, then move further to the middle to beat Biden.  By doing what he’s doing (moving right of Trump while also engaging Trump in political battle), he’s presenting himself as an enemy to the people he desperately needs in order to win both the primary and the general.  Idiot. 

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20 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

I guess we will see how this plays out, but DeSantis’s attempt to outflank Trump to the right seems like the stupidest fucking thing he could ever do.  His only hope was to consolidate GOP opposition to Trump by bargaining with people like Haley, Pence, Scott, etc. to win the primary, then move further to the middle to beat Biden.  By doing what he’s doing (moving right of Trump while also engaging Trump in political battle), he’s presenting himself as an enemy to the people he desperately needs in order to win both the primary and the general.  Idiot. 

You sound like a radical cultural Marxist that is indoctrinating kids with wokeism and leftist ideology and Ron DeSantis is going to turn your brain into Florida when he wins!!!

WOOOOO

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so it'll be followed by a strongly worded letter? do people think petitions work against fascists? they only work with people with a conscience. and even then, very poorly

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3 hours ago, G650 said:

My SIL is in Tallahassee. I sent this to her.

I once had a week-long bike trip through Vermont turn into a three-day drunk in Tallahassee, so this hits close to home.

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22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

not as much as you think 

I was thinking about $50 if it was just for the shindig.  For sure he's paying by the hour, right?

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Posted
1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I was thinking about $50. 

 

for the bj, sure

she's charging more for having to get dressed up and goto an event with you

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On 5/29/2023 at 8:35 AM, Firemans4Horn said:

Ron DeSantis is going to turn your brain into Florida when he wins!!!

I am picturing some kind of Invasion of the Body Snatchers scenario where everyone with Florida brain morphs into Dewey Crowe.

 

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I’m imagining Desantis wife called up the Spring Break 2012 Daytona Beach wet t shirt contest winner and said

”Hey let’s do a theme. How about Disney? I can dress up like Bell from Beauty and the Beast!”

“Booty and the Beast? I auditioned for that!”

 

 

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11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

He's almost what AI thinks a shitbag politician should be. Someone entered "generate shitbag right wing governor of Florida" into ChatGPT and this is what it spit out. 

And uh...chick on the right is an escort, right?

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