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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

LOL.  I'm pretty sure Michelle would put Barack in a rear naked choke and submit him if he was working harder than he was 7 years ago.  Let's face it the job of President (when you are actually doing it) is a soul-sucking endeavor.  Now imagine trying to do it in secret.  

Such moronic jibberish from Lyin Ted.  

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We should be so lucky to have Barack Obama and Chuck Schumer driving this country.

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

We should be so lucky to have Barack Obama and Chuck Schumer driving this country.

George Soros punching the clock as well.

They need Obama in charge to rile up the base…for reasons 

They need Obama in charge to rile up the base…for reasons 

Bingo. They’re not even trying to be subtle anymore (if they ever were).
1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Wanna bet those are made in China?

Is it really a bet when we both know the answer?

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Meemaw ain’t getting her insulin this month I guess 

She don't need shoes noways.

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Only if you agree to walk around the Galleria all day next Saturday.

Man, Mac... The last time I did that was for some undefeated. This ain't that.

31 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

LOL.  I'm pretty sure Michelle would put Barack in a rear naked choke and submit him if he was working harder than he was 7 years ago.  Let's face it the job of President (when you are actually doing it) is a soul-sucking endeavor.  Now imagine trying to do it in secret.  

Such moronic jibberish from Lyin Ted.  

As if Barrack Hussein Obama was in charge when he was President.

Or W before him.

Y'all crazy.

10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

She don't need shoes noways.

If’n ya got shoes, havin’ thet thar pride will tend ta make ya mosey toward onenna them skool houses. Then theys larn ya alla dangerus idees I heared abut.  cain’t ketch me near thet

 

I’d just like to rest the ugly rumor that Donald has a foul order. Y’all don’t know good cologne when you smell it. Btw, you can get both the J6s and the cologne in a TPack for $650.

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Are the shoes some kind of money laundering deal?

I have to look laundering up in the dictionary. 

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

I just read that those sneakers sold out within hours.

Yeah, this country deserves what's coming.

It wouldnt surprise me if all 1000 pairs were actually all purchased by GQP rubes, but lets be clear those  shoes were always going to sell out in hours. Just like Cruz's book was always gonna be a best seller.

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

If’n ya got shoes, havin’ thet thar pride will tend ta make ya mosey toward onenna them skool houses. Then theys larn ya alla dangerus idees I heared abut.  cain’t ketch me near thet

 

tldr

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Remember when it was AOC? And then Harris? Now it’s Obama. (Bc Trump can’t remember who he ran against and keeps saying Obama)


Obama will be the message, have to scare the uneducated white masses. 
 

barrack and Michelle, they’ll both be mentioned a lot to stir up and try to grow the base 

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


they’ll both be mentioned a lot to stir up and try to grow the base 


Fortunately, it doesn't seem to be working in the way they want it to. Despite all their efforts, their base is shrinking. 

 

24 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Fortunately, it doesn't seem to be working in the way they want it to. Despite all their efforts, their base is shrinking. 

 


but but Michelle Obama !!!!!!

14 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Marlene may not be too smart herself.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

It’s spelled *rape*, Ron. 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Been done.

 

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

Are the shoes some kind of money laundering deal?

I have to look laundering up in the dictionary. 

Lara already bought them all and will be reimbursed by the RNC in short order.

Seriously though.  This one is Dukakis in a tank bad. 
Yeah he needs to raise his seat unless he's about to hit some gnar terrain.
Piggy >>>> Melania
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Blue Eyed, blonde, thick, taste like bacon. Hell yeah.
1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I do not get this.

Similar to the Wicked Witch of the East, we'd like to drop a whole ass house on him. 

16 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Noble that kid wanted to mow the grass at the White House, but he did a shit job of it.

 

 

My dad would have whooped my ass if I did that shit of a job when I was seven.

16 hours ago, tchookem said:

It's what changed my voting perspective. I never paid that much attention to politics (never watched talking-head news) so I always voted with the "less government" crowd. But watching the Obama years play out on social media, and seeing the bullshit spewing from the people that did watch Fox News made me realize how much I had played into that bullshit.

 

15 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Obama broke so many people. And we watched it happen in real time. Sure, we had the Rush Limbaugh, anti-Clinton stuff before, but Jesus Christ…watching the anti-Obama insanity play out in real-time, including shit like tan suit-gate and Dijon-mustard gate…it was jaw dropping. And don’t get me wrong, there was PLENTY to criticize Obama about…policy-wise (he was in way over his head re international relations, for example). But they weren’t interested in that. Any of that.
Electing a black man president completely broke the brains of tens of millions of people. I gotta admit, I was naive and did not see that coming.

You both was dumbasses.  If you were still anywhere close to thinking the R party was anything other than a bunch of wannabe fascists after the 1994 mid term elections then you should feel shame and embarrassment.  2000 presidential election should have completely sealed it, but apparently it took a god damn right cross from Mike Tyson straight between the eyes in the form of Dotard to bring some of you around.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean…ok

Raphael gonna freak out when he finds out that Hillary is the one driving the train.

Choo choo, mother fucker.

6 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

LOL.  I'm pretty sure Michelle would put Barack in a rear naked choke and submit him if he was working harder than he was 7 years ago.  Let's face it the job of President (when you are actually doing it) is a soul-sucking endeavor.  Now imagine trying to do it in secret.  

Such moronic jibberish from Lyin Ted.  

These dipshits kept saying Hillary was going to be the "secret last second nominee" during the 2020 election cycle.  They've cried wolf before and it didn't work, no reason to think it will work now.

5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

These dipshits kept saying Hillary was going to be the "secret last second nominee" during the 2020 election cycle.  They've cried wolf before and it didn't work, no reason to think it will work now.

Now it's that Biden is going to drop out after the convention for Harris or Newsom. 

Sure Jan GIF

Biden wins General, resigns to let Kamala take over, after a while Kamala decides she doesn’t want it and hands it over to… 

 

 

You guessed right, @YGIFS

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Biden is old as fuck.  While I don’t expect it and I certainly don’t think there’s any kind of conspiracy for it, it would not shock me at all if Biden encountered health problems in the next 9 months that forced him to drop out.  It sucks that the other side wouldn’t see that for what it would be, and instead would see it as proof that a cabal of babyblood drinkers is pulling the strings of world politics behind the scenes.

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Biden wins General, resigns to let Kamala take over, after a while Kamala decides she doesn’t want it and hands it over to… 

 

 

You guessed right, @YGIFS

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Wayne Newton’s Italian half brother?  

On 2/17/2024 at 9:45 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

you cant tell me President Comacho wouldn't be all over these!

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3 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Biden is old as fuck.  While I don’t expect it and I certainly don’t think there’s any kind of conspiracy for it, it would not shock me at all if Biden encountered health problems in the next 9 months that forced him to drop out.  It sucks that the other side wouldn’t see that for what it would be, and instead would see it as proof that a cabal of babyblood drinkers is pulling the strings of world politics behind the scenes.

I don’t think Biden should run, but 81 is not old as fuck. My dad is 83, sleeps well, eats well, walks 2-3 miles everyday, writes journals and editorials, and his brain is sharp as ever.

Granted he’s not trying to run the country with 70+ million notions, but  81 isn’t that old AF. 

Just now, Superhero said:

I don’t think Biden should run, but 81 is not old as fuck. My dad is 83, sleeps well, eats well, walks 2-3 miles everyday, writes journals and editorials, and his brain is sharp as ever.

Granted he’s not trying to run the country with 70+ million notions, but  81 isn’t that old AF. 

this is excellent news for the pickleball tournament this weekend, not super relevant to the politics board.

13 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Trump will have that Jerry Jones flow.

 

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16 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I don’t think Biden should run, but 81 is not old as fuck. My dad is 83, sleeps well, eats well, walks 2-3 miles everyday, writes journals and editorials, and his brain is sharp as ever.

Granted he’s not trying to run the country with 70+ million notions, but  81 isn’t that old AF. 

He also delegates to a team of very competent people. It would be one thing if he was trying to do everything himself bc he thinks he’s smarter than everyone and all his lackeys were pure fucking regarded monkeys 

He also delegates to a team of very competent people. It would be one thing if he was trying to do everything himself bc he thinks he’s smarter than everyone and all his lackeys were pure fucking regarded monkeys 

Sigh. I see what you did there.
Anytime anyone ever says “nobody knows more about X than me,” that’s a 100% chance you’re dealing with an abject idiot who doesn’t know shit about fuck.
A leader gathers, listens to, and filters I for action. He does so efficiently by relying on whip smart and trustworthy team members.
TFG is the opposite of that.
6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He also delegates to a team of very competent people. It would be one thing if he was trying to do everything himself bc he thinks he’s smarter than everyone and all his lackeys were pure fucking regarded monkeys 

Yeah, I'm trying to get my "he's too old" friends/family to look at it from a position of voting for the best cabinet/administration, not individual President (not that that choice should be difficult either). Biden surrounds himself with smart, capable people and has to humility to delegate more to them if/when his faculties begin to fail. Trump surrounds himself with literal swamp creatures.

7 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

 

You both was dumbasses.  If you were still anywhere close to thinking the R party was anything other than a bunch of wannabe fascists after the 1994 mid term elections then you should feel shame and embarrassment.  2000 presidential election should have completely sealed it, but apparently it took a god damn right cross from Mike Tyson straight between the eyes in the form of Dotard to bring some of you around.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why, just why?  Somebody has changed their mind, admitted they may have been WRONG, come to YOUR side....and you want to kick them in the teeth over the process they went through.  So stupid.  Grow the fuck up. 

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50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Sigh. I see what you did there.
Anytime anyone ever says “nobody knows more about X than me,” that’s a 100% chance you’re dealing with an abject idiot who doesn’t know shit about fuck.
A leader gathers, listens to, and filters I for action. He does so efficiently by relying on whip smart and trustworthy team members.
TFG is the opposite of that.

 

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49 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Yeah, I'm trying to get my "he's too old" friends/family to look at it from a position of voting for the best cabinet/administration, not individual President (not that that choice should be difficult either). Biden surrounds himself with smart, capable people and has to humility to delegate more to them if/when his faculties begin to fail. Trump surrounds himself with literal swamp creatures.

Just send them this. 
 

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