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1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

  He said country. So he meant Georgia, Michigan, and anyone else who had a better season than them.

Yes, my point is that they lost to Arky, MissSU, LSU and Ole Miss. 

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8 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Isn't Sloneal out?  There goes half the defense.

 

9 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Isn't Sloneal out?  There goes half the defense.

He announced that he's out. Depends on if he can make it there or not.

18 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Why are they posed like attacking zombies?

Because while they appear to be moving and animated, most Aggies are completely brain dead inside and just following what the others are doing.  

4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

"About halfway through, the girl from the 6666 said she went to vet school at A&M."

The ags crowing about a television character being a hired hand on the 6666 is comical. It shows how little ags know about Texas history.

Anne Burnett had significant ties to UT Austin, Tech, and TCU. Wendi and David Grimes are both Longhorns. I don't think there is an aggy in the entire family that owned the 6666 before it was recently sold off to an investor group.

I mean ... aggy crowing about one of their vets being a hired hand at some Sips' huge, historic ranch? Sounds pretty much right up their alley.

Leave it to aggy to get excited about a character on a TV show mentioning going to A&M 20 minutes after jacking off a bunch of horses.

16 hours ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

aggy has had talent before, still managed to shit down their leg.

This goes back as far as I can remember.  The only years they lost the "choke" mentality were the FedEx Jackie years.   All their delusions of grandeur are based on those years.   Seems we are back full circle when it comes to bag men.

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Even COVID is getting NIL money from aggie.

I thought aggy was doing bags, not NIL$.

I mean...who amongst us didn't go "ring dunk" their wedding band right after saying I do?  Holy matrimony is best served in flat natty light.

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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

In their heads rent free.

P.S. fuck the Dixie Chicken. Nothing special about it

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Props to blueshirt for continuing the handy during the photo.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I did not know that and had to look it up. That is amazing. 

 

18 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Texas A&M head football coach Jimbo Fisher is no stranger when it comes to making bold claims about his team. And on Wednesday, as a guest on the Paul Finebaum Show, Fisher made a bold statement on Texas A&M and the College Football Playoff.

“I think we will be, I think we were a year ago. I really thought we should be in the playoffs, but we’re not,” Fisher said. “We finished fourth (in the SEC West), but I think we’re in that area. At the end of the year, Alabama had a tremendous team, but I think we were the second-best team in the country when you get down to it.

meanwhile, over at the ministry of information bunker.....

looch: see, i told you!

sharpe: sitting big boy!

talkie bird: EXTENSION!

35 minutes ago, Duval Street said:

Props to blueshirt for continuing the handy during the photo.

And to maroon shirt for the reacharound.

Well there was the one dude in to catch a predator cuffed wearing his maroon "Whoop" shirt. 

7 if you include Calzada

Starting RB Isaiah Spiller
Starting OL Kenyon Green
Starting TE Jalen Wydermyer
Starting DL DeMarvin Leal
Starting DL Jayden Peevy
Starting S Leon O'Neal

There may be at least 1 more (Michael Clemons), possibly up to 3 additional opt outs (Ainias Smith, Tyree Johnson, Demani Richardson)
 
8 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
7 if you include Calzada

Starting RB Isaiah Spiller
Starting OL Kenyon Green
Starting TE Jalen Wydermyer
Starting DL DeMarvin Leal
Starting DL Jayden Peevy
Starting S Leon O'Neal

There may be at least 1 more (Michael Clemons), possibly up to 3 additional opt outs (Ainias Smith, Tyree Johnson, Demani Richardson)
 

9 if you include their DC and OL coach.  lol

41 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
7 if you include Calzada

Starting RB Isaiah Spiller
Starting OL Kenyon Green
Starting TE Jalen Wydermyer
Starting DL DeMarvin Leal
Starting DL Jayden Peevy
Starting S Leon O'Neal

There may be at least 1 more (Michael Clemons), possibly up to 3 additional opt outs (Ainias Smith, Tyree Johnson, Demani Richardson)
 

Which defensive players are opting out for jail?

5 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Why are they posed like attacking zombies?

They are just demonstratimg how big they like the cocks they take.

Why are they posed like attacking zombies?
stupid sip, that's the aggy turdition called the milk lean. Back when the fightin aggys were off fighting Hitler in the 40's, it left a shortage of farmers. Used to be one farmer would jerk off the horses and another would finger the sheep. Dem smart aggys figured out if you stick ur milkin' stool between them, an aggy can do both at the same time as long as you get ur lean right. Whoop!
10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

In their heads rent free.

P.S. fuck the Dixie Chicken. Nothing special about it

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Of course these dweebs are playing dominos at a fucking bar. 

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

In their heads rent free.

P.S. fuck the Dixie Chicken. Nothing special about it

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Lulz. Keep trying (with no success) losers. The story just gets longer. Irrelevance is a burden.

Stone cold, 5 guys have downed almost half a pitcher of lite beer!

 

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7 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Well there was the one dude in to catch a predator cuffed wearing his maroon "Whoop" shirt. 

"If it wasn't for those meddling dogs. Always barking when I sneak into the sheep pen..."

10 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

"If it wasn't for those meddling dogs. Always barking when I sneak into the sheep pen..."

That explains why a band member told me they removed the dogs vocal chords..

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Of course these dweebs are playing dominos at a fucking bar. 

Playing 42 is aggy birth control 

Was watching a documentary on killer whales and stumbled across a peta video about aggy and the experiments they do on dogs. I love dogs so I’m her to say fuck aggy.


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Stone cold, 5 guys have downed almost half a pitcher of lite beer!
 
I was sure the 5th aggy you speak of is under the table, but I cant find him.
10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Of course these dweebs are playing dominos at a fucking bar. 

Hey now, don't hate on dominos. 

The folks in Jacksonville are in for a headache and annoyance.... What a load of jerk off dorks... 

 

I guess the old saying is true, "You don't bring sand to the beach.  But you can sure as hell bring stupid."  

Sec. Perry will be offering blowjobs behind Cabana 3 for those interested.  

Can't lose 5 games in a season if you don't play the finale

 

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They didn't forfeit - they just ran out of players....

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Can't lose 5 games in a season if you don't play the finale

 

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bowls and nfl playoffs might be a disaster. around 10% of nfl players have tested positive in the last week and unvaxxed, asymp players aren't tested.

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Does anyone buy this for a second?  They knew damn well they were about to get absolutely smoked with transfers and opt outs and 1/2 a coaching staff.   This "Covid Outbreak" is beyond convenient.

7 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Does anyone buy this for a second?  They knew damn well they were about to get absolutely smoked with transfers and opt outs and 1/2 a coaching staff.   This "Covid Outbreak" is beyond convenient.

Yeah I buy it. Since COVID is not limited to humans I definitely believe it.

So the choices are

A.  Too scared to actually go into a game with Wake fucking Forest because of all the folks that quit on you

or

B.  Too stupid to do enough to avoid having so many members of your team get Covid right before a bowl game that you can't play

Never change aggy.

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Don't they have the 12th Man and shit?  Where is the spirit that can ne'er be told

Big fucking bag of pussy wash.

Lol Jimbo scared his backups going to get beat by 3 scores 😂 so much for the 12th man 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

So it’s not COVID, it’s COVID+ that makes the roster so depleted…

 

So is this an official forfeit since the game wasn’t canceled and Wake is looking for an opponent? Will it count as a loss or will Jimbo Wiesel his way out of it?

Bwahahaha aggy scared so hiding behind this. Wake was going to run a train on them.

Come join us tsips on not going bowling. Whooop!!!

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

So is this an official forfeit since the game wasn’t canceled and Wake is looking for an opponent? Will it count as a loss or will Jimbo Wiesel his way out of it?

I don't know about all of that but I definitely got it on the Vaginosis Case Count board.

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