QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[Reese Bennett 3596]

I know we all saw it but it needs to be stated again and again: in a game with a Heisman winning QB playing for the #1 ranked team in the country, the better QB was a freshman starting his second game.

Edited September 14, 2022 by Reese Bennett

[BigHornedLurker 1878]

2 hours ago, Modessit said:

3 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

I can't find it, but when I first started reading shaggy this one old fella got mad at the mom jokes. Went on about how his mother died and was a great woman and that he didn't appreciate those types of jokes, and that his mom was a nurse who helped develop some of the course material for the UT nursing program or something. In true Shaggy/Surly fashion, the next reply was: "your mom nursed my cock last night." and I nearly died. I laugh at it to this day. 

There was a post where someone bitched and said their mom died in a fiery car crash. I was the next response and said, "So you're saying she was hot?" I think it was Thujone who said it was such responses that made him love Shaggy.

So was she hot or not ?

[40acredropout 2901]

5 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

I know we all saw it but it needs to be stated again and again: in a game with a Heisman winning QB playing for the #1 ranked team in the country, the better QB was a freshman starting his second game.

[Hank_Hill 17563]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Reverse Cow position does it every time. 

Had a urologist lecturer tell our class this exact thing. I promptly said “worth it!” from the back row like a total cool guy 😎

[williemackgarza 1826]

I know Ceddy did his research and all but a sprain, by definable,  involves ligament damage.  Perhaps he means no visible damage.   The grading is the degree of identifiable damage on imaging.

Boooo thiss mannn

[The_highest_of_fives 581]

6 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

I can't find it, but when I first started reading shaggy this one old fella got mad at the mom jokes. Went on about how his mother died and was a great woman and that he didn't appreciate those types of jokes, and that his mom was a nurse who helped develop some of the course material for the UT nursing program or something. In true Shaggy/Surly fashion, the next reply was: "your mom nursed my cock last night." and I nearly died. I laugh at it to this day. 

Some of the old Shaggy threads were undefeated… I would cry laughing at things like Worst Sexual Experience using MS Paint thread 

[Fondren & Main 6548]

10 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Ain’t that the truth.  Getting really uppity north of the Red River lately…

Motherfuckers move out the single wide into the double wide with their sister cousin wife and all of a sudden they start thinking they’re high society.  It’s really quite unsavory.

[Azbadlands 109]

6 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

I know we all saw it but it needs to be stated again and again: in a game with a Heisman winning QB playing for the #1 ranked team in the country, the better QB was a freshman starting his second game.

Ewers was great, but im just glad Sark was on our sidelines.  The play calling while Ewers was in the game was awesome and Sark had the perfect game plan to get the ball out fast and frustrate their front 7...

[LTtxfan 48688]

14 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

@LTtxfan Any truth to this?

 

 

Fuck if I know...  busy helping family member with their oral surgery and pain meds.

Wish I was getting paid like the high priced Nurse... Who the fuck was that again ???  😬

I need a damn drink... Who the fuck gets sleep anymore

 

Edited September 15, 2022 by LTtxfan

[TheAuditor 1022]

19 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I s(p/t)rained my penis in South Austin’s mom 

many have trained their penis in South Austin's mom...

[Wulaw Horn 18917]

6 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

many have trained their penis in South Austin's mom...

It’s a PHD level program for some. She’s the foremost expert in the field. Practical experience. 

[RomaVicta 29472]

Is there any reliable prediction or announcement about how long Ewers will be out? Thanks.

[conVINCEd 21468]

Just now, RomaVicta said:

Is there any reliable prediction or announcement about how long Ewers will be out? Thanks.

Sark says he’s day-to-day (aren’t we all).  2-6 weeks depending on who you listen to.

[hookemATL 11496]

From my sources:

”When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And Quinn will get the start “

 

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

Where is someguy?

[TrashMaster G 17263]

On 9/14/2022 at 1:23 PM, Tex Long said:

A South Austin fellow, quite surly,

His Mom would fuck all, late or early.

Her traffic was steady,

She kept herself ready

For Tom, Dick, or Harry... or Shirley,

[IDIOTsavant 8418]

3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s a PHD level program for some. She’s the foremost expert in the field. Practical experience. 

I believe that’s a practicum.

[futureman 22324]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Is there any reliable prediction or announcement about how long Ewers will be out? Thanks.

4-6 weeks per Pete Thamel

[Hiphopopotamos 20850]

 

[South Austin 51409]

17 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Is there any reliable prediction or announcement about how long Ewers will be out? Thanks.

Two weeks.

[Gene Parmesan 3951]

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

If that's Arch's phone battery level, Sark needs to pull his offer.  There is no way anyone who lets their phone get to that level is going to accomplish anything in life.

[Huckleberry 32139]

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

If that's Arch's phone battery level, Sark needs to pull his offer.  There is no way anyone who lets their phone get to that level is going to accomplish anything in life.

Don't worry, it's almost certainly Justin Wells's when he took the screenshot. 

[cmontexas 3206]

Ewers was probably a big factor in Arch deciding to come here. He can sit back a year or 2 and learn. The fanbase won't be demanding him rushed into action because we have Quinn. 

[conVINCEd 21468]

3 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Ewers was probably a big factor in Arch deciding to come here. He can sit back a year or 2 and learn. The fanbase won't be demanding him rushed into action because we have Quinn. 

If Quinn continues to play like he did against Bama Arch will sit back and learn for one year.

[66BUFF 2536]

17 hours ago, hookemATL said:

From my sources:

”When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And Quinn will get the start “

 

This is the dawning of the Age of Sarquarius
 

[40acredropout 2901]

23 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

If that's Arch's phone battery level, Sark needs to pull his offer.  There is no way anyone who lets their phone get to that level is going to accomplish anything in life.

Tell me you're old without telling me you're old.

[redswingline 1057]

18 hours ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

Where is someguy?

cream sumyunguy?

[Wulaw Horn 18917]

40 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

If Quinn continues to play like he did against Bama Arch will sit back and learn for one year.

That was almost certainly the plan even if morons like Mandel didn’t understand it. 

[thepop 4383]

Take out almost. It’s 100% the plan. Arch needs a redshirt year anyway to adjust to not playing with/against JAGs.

[Wulaw Horn 18917]

3 hours ago, thepop said:

Take out almost. It’s 100% the plan. Arch needs a redshirt year anyway to adjust to not playing with/against JAGs.

I imagine if Ewers went down for 4-6 games they’d rip off the redshirt next year which was the only reason for the almost. 

[mr. sunshine 2819]

On 9/15/2022 at 6:00 PM, hookemATL said:

From my sources:

”When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And Quinn will get the start “

 

I’m so old I got to third base on this song 

[Lidig8r 1834]

10 hours ago, South Austin said:

Two weeks.

Two weeks?

 

[Pancho 41815]

 

[Henry Hill 3156]

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

[fatheryeet 1531]

[Yuk 1484]

Quinn's clavicle ligaments == VY's ankle ligaments?

[Js1 82350]

Maybe he will be back by WV

No brace. No obvious shoulder support we can see

 

Edited September 17, 2022 by Js1

[blutow 222]

he's throwing the ball in warm up.....

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

 

 

[Hank_Hill 17563]

4 minutes ago, blutow said:

he's throwing the ball in warm up.....

I mean that’s objectively absurd if it was an SC sprain. But fuck let’s goooo

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 12928]

[Js1 82350]

 

[Sawbonz 26734]

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I mean that’s objectively absurd if it was an SC sprain. But fuck let’s goooo

Nah if it doesn’t hurt it’s fine. I’d worry more about tripping and falling while running than throwing 

[BERT 4305]

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I mean that’s objectively absurd if it was an SC sprain. But fuck let’s goooo

Is it?? Even if it’s his non throwing shoulder? 
 

honest question btw, not being the typical surly poster. I know I know 

[NYBevo 1699]

 

[Hank_Hill 17563]

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Nah if it doesn’t hurt it’s fine. I’d worry more about tripping and falling while running than throwing 

Yea meant more pain wise. Either it wasn’t that bad, he’s had some injections, or he’s just a fucking beast. He’s also holding his left arm into his body and not using it for follow through in the vid I just saw though, probs helping.

[TexEx15 16784]

He’s putting nothing on those passes. Good to see but he’s still two or three weeks away I think.

[Sawbonz 26734]

5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

He’s putting nothing on those passes. Good to see but he’s still two or three weeks away I think.

Looks like Casey after his first series

[stork642 4498]

11 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Looks like Casey after his first series

Ouch.  

[Atticus 3892]

27 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea meant more pain wise. Either it wasn’t that bad, he’s had some injections, or he’s just a fucking beast. He’s also holding his left arm into his body and not using it for follow through in the vid I just saw though, probs helping.

The dude's pain tolerance in HS was insane. I imagine he'll be held back by Sark more than anything else.