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Posted
Just now, Gatorubet said:

The cruise line says I can’t smoke my cigars on my balcony.

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When Harris goes over 300 EV’s Tuesday I’m gonna light one up regardless.  

How would they fucking know?

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Posted
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


I went to CiCi’s pizza the day after the election in 2016. It was as bad as I felt. 

Were you 17? Because going to a place that didn’t have a bar fucking blowing my mind man. 

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Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Applebee's.

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Posted
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Were you 17? Because going to a place that didn’t have a bar fucking blowing my mind man. 

I didn’t go anywhere the day after the 2016 election because I was still way too drunk to drive.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The cruise line says I can’t smoke my cigars on my balcony.

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When Harris goes over 300 EV’s Tuesday I’m gonna light one up regardless.  

 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How would they fucking know?

Duh, his "I Voted" sticker

Posted
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Were you 17? Because going to a place that didn’t have a bar fucking blowing my mind man. 

Seriously this. If I ain’t drinking I ain’t eating. 

Posted
14 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hmmm, Rockwall or Wylie Chili's?

Not even a question Rockwall with the tears that will be shed there. I’d almost rather you go to the brewery on 205 or one of the popular spots just to lap it up. Fuck that county

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Brisket’s 

He throws a casual, annual 100-plus person party, so he should be able to handle a few dozen depressed internet degenerates. And I'm willing to bet the bar will be fully stocked.

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Chili’s, for twice as long. 

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Posted
26 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have 3 Birmingham-area Chili's to choose from. All are in paved-over hellscapes. Help me choose.

From closest to farthest:

1. Homewood, "Wildwood Centre", which is no longer wild, wooded, and never was a "centre". I was last inside this one maybe 15 years ago and ordered at the bar where they didn't try to give me that sticky flashing touch-screen. Homewood is mildly blue but who knows what will drag into a Wildwood Centre Chili's.

2. Fultondale, Northside of Birmingham in the Forever 1978 suburbs. The Chili's is perched out over I-65 and will no doubt be full of people from Florida or northern states fleeing homicidal post-election mobs. Years ago at a nearby shopping center my suspiciously ethnic wife felt that she was receiving glares from the Pinkfolk. West Virginia starts about ten miles north of this one.

3. Trussville, Northeast of town, at the bottom end of a massive parking lot of a mall and across the street from a graveyard. An odd burb that went from "country village" to "let's park our money here" inside of 20 years. I went to an art show there a couple years ago and it's a place where you can tell they want art, but at the same time they're kinda pissed off about it. Many of the men look like Barney Rubble.

Your an Irondale, Adamsville, Crestwood, Wahouma, and East Lake short of listing my Little League football schedule.

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Posted (edited)

I’ll be at chilis for happy hour Tuesday at 1604 and potranco next to the Costco. 
 

What SA’s are gonna join me?

 

 

who was the guy that said he’d either eat a McRib or shove one up his ass is Urban was hired?

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Posted
Just now, Baboontyme said:

If she wins fuck it I'll go to Chili's. I hate Chili's. Maybe I'll make my kids go with me after school. 

Yeah, already planning on at least picking it up for dinner Wednesday 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I feel like the Surly Trump supporters need a rally point as well. I'm torn between suggesting Applebee's, Hooters and their local Waste Management site. 

Kyle field 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

My Michigan anecdote for this election is that when I was in Ann Arbor both before the game and after the game Michigan frat bros (different one each time) yelled at me that Trump sucks and Michigan is for Harris. I realize that's just because my clothes indicated I'm from Texas but if frat bros are willing to yell that then this thing is in the bag for Harris. Ha.

Hope you told them to vote

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Your an Irondale, Adamsville, Crestwood, Wahouma, and East Lake short of listing my Little League football schedule.

I had you pegged as older than that.

Posted
22 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

France here, may happen anyway, my wife has gone down the rabbit hole of moving there out of necessity to now out of want.  

Neither of us speak French, what could go wrong?  

Right after I see this the algorithm sends a house in Burgundy, France to me for $218K.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

So I undersampled the half of the gender population that votes more often, and then the largest and most important city, but beyond that, I'm on it.  

Lies, damn lies, and statistics 

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