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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Klinger wishes it was so easy

Went I went through, guys were doing all sorts of Oscar-worthy stunts to get out early. Turns out they could have just sat on the floor and not obeyed orders to stand up, and they'd be out.

As in, they'd get out at some point after their old training unit all graduated. In the meantime they'd be put on display working in the chow hall NOT relaxing at home, so all the other recruits could see them.

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I hate to break it to the real man of genius but that 12, 16, 24 ounces of Jimmy Dean will fucking kill him 20 years early. But hey, he's a real man, all 200 pounds of one. only pussies eat plain yogurt with an assortment of berries, nuts and seeds for breakfast. fucking museli and oat milk. get em yanks and fairymen and their healthy 93 year old asses outta here!!! 

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14 minutes ago, troph said:

I hate to break it to the real man of genius but that 12, 16, 24 ounces of Jimmy Dean will fucking kill him 20 years early. But hey, he's a real man, all 200 pounds of one. only pussies eat plain yogurt with an assortment of berries, nuts and seeds for breakfast. fucking museli and oat milk. get em yanks and fairymen and their healthy 93 year old asses outta here!!! 

Jimmy Dean makes a 12 oz Reduced Fat Premium Pork Sausage Roll. 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Superhero said:

If you got 3 men who weigh over 200 pounds a piece. A woman that's a little plump. Tough girl. And a daughter who's 13 and you gon' try and take a 12 ounce roll of sausage and a couple o dozen eggs and feed that? 

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Posted
19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So I get to eat breakfast sausage AND I don’t have to worry about years 70-90?  

You cook that sausage like you cook bacon you might not have to worry about years 2025-26. Jealous.

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3 hours ago, troph said:

I hate to break it to the real man of genius but that 12, 16, 24 ounces of Jimmy Dean will fucking kill him 20 years early. But hey, he's a real man, all 200 pounds of one. only pussies eat plain yogurt with an assortment of berries, nuts and seeds for breakfast. fucking museli and oat milk. get em yanks and fairymen and their healthy 93 year old asses outta here!!! 

You show be more respectful talking about @Brisketexan like this. He has more internet points than you.

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Posted
46 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I remember when I had to sign up for selective service. That was a very emotional day for nobody.

Well other than the draft dodging bitch POTUS that is. 

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On 3/4/2025 at 6:29 AM, LTbear said:

I think he said 7 of them are adopted

Unless they're his sibling's kids and that sibling died...

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No one with that world view and complete lack of compassion for others is adopting a single stranger's kid, much less 7. 

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10 hours ago, troph said:

I hate to break it to the real man of genius but that 12, 16, 24 ounces of Jimmy Dean will fucking kill him 20 years early. But hey, he's a real man, all 200 pounds of one. only pussies eat plain yogurt with an assortment of berries, nuts and seeds for breakfast. fucking museli and oat milk. get em yanks and fairymen and their healthy 93 year old asses outta here!!! 

Trump has subsisted (one might say thrived) on a diet of Big Macs, Filet O' Fish, KFC, well done steaks and Diet Coke for 95 years so checkmate atheist

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56 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Unless they're his sibling's kids and that sibling died...

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No one with that world view and complete lack of compassion for others is adopting a single stranger's kid, much less 7. 

 

On 3/2/2025 at 8:34 PM, Ag with kids said:

I only made 2.

I bought the rest.  You can go to the courthouse, give them money and they make them yours.

 

It's called adoption...I adopted 7.

Late wife's 3 and her brother's 4.

This is the worst/best pullout game of all time...

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25 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Trump has subsisted (one might say thrived) on a diet of Big Macs, Filet O' Fish, KFC, well done steaks and Diet Coke for 95 years so checkmate atheist

And the human blood. Don't forget about the human blood.

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On 3/4/2025 at 10:16 AM, Gatorubet said:

Her hubs is an electrician and owns his own company.    They were lots of posts on his website about how he must also be a racist if his wife is so racist, and generally dunking on the guy.   I see that his website is now “down for maintenance”… which must be the reason why his company‘s Facebook page is also disabled. lol  like shark smelling blood more than a few people showed up to shit talk his work, claiming to be former clients and giving him a one star.   They could be legit unhappy clients now emboldened to leave a review, or just people trying to hurt his business with negative reviews.

I wish I had more detail to know whether she ate by herself, she ate  with a gaggle of racist Karens, or if the hubs was present at the meal.    But as is often the case, her fucking around led to him finding out as well.

Now that Internet sleuths have disclosed where she lives, I’m sure she is freaking out.  Her refusing to meet a buyer unless it was at the police station means she’s already pretty damn paranoid.    I’m positive that they will be getting the most interesting letters in their postbox.     Her kids might be getting multiple opinions by their classmates regarding the worth of their mother.  

I hope those assholes have to move.

I'll be contrary on this one.  [ETA: I'm reversing myself on the below. She's part of a movement to end the republic and do terrible things to people in manyfold ways. Fuck this traitor. Thanks @Gatorubet]

The above seems way too extreme to me. Nobody should walk around in fear for their life or have their entire family brought down for an act that doesn't even break the law.

The one event indicates that's she's an awful person and chose to publish her despicable act. She idiotically made herself identifiable. Her name is published. She faces scorn. Good. She should. People can make business choices based on what they know about her, and that's fine, too.

Unleashing the fury of thousands of anonymous people who can threaten anything is terrible. Gleefully wishing her life and family destroyed is crazy. She becomes like the criminals we condemn to horrors in prison and celebrate it.

She's a POS to whom I wouldn't give the time of day. I would not want to witness her terrified or homeless.

On 3/4/2025 at 10:23 AM, 'stache said:

These little anecdotes are cute but mean fuckall. Notice how all of them start with "I voted for Trump...," its because they'd do it again, and again, and again, because it's literally their entire identity. Plus, these stories affect only a handful of the 80M idiots who voted for him, so very few are facing the consequences. And when the economy tanks they'll still blame Biden, Soros, whatever boogieman Fox News tells them to blame. None of this fucking matters. The cunt discussed above will probably be elected to Congress soon. 

It's just that simple. Pos rep.

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26 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I'll be contrary on this one.

The above seems way too extreme to me. Nobody should walk around in fear for their life or have their entire family brought down for an act that doesn't even break the law.

The one event indicates that's she's an awful person and chose to publish her despicable act. She idiotically made herself identifiable. Her name is published. She faces scorn. Good. She should. People can make business choices based on what they know about her, and that's fine, too.

Unleashing the fury of thousands of anonymous people who can threaten anything is terrible. Gleefully wishing her life and family destroyed is crazy. She becomes like the criminals we condemn to horrors in prison and celebrate it.

She's a POS to whom I wouldn't give the time of day. I would not want to witness her terrified or homeless.

It's just that simple. Pos rep.

You're much nicer than me. She can burn in hell for all I care. 

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31 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

She's a POS to whom I wouldn't give the time of day. I would not want to witness her terrified or homeless.

I do. She should consider herself lucky if she isn't the victim of a Russian missile or bomb.

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1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

No one with that world view and complete lack of compassion for others is adopting a single stranger's kid, much less 7. 

American Christianity is fascinating and, imo, will be studied long after the US ceases to exist in its current form.

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18 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

BOWIE, Texas—Last week, 17-year-old Gauge Bass enlisted in the Air Force with his mother’s support. Both agreed that he wouldn’t have done so if President Trump hadn’t won the election.

“Trump is a more reliable source of direction for the country,” said his mother, Joy Story, a maintenance worker at an apartment complex who has struggled to support her two children.

The recently enlisted Bass, who lost his father to addiction when he was a child and became a father himself at 15, said he had increasingly felt despair in recent years over the economy and the state of the country in general. His mother, though she relies on Medicaid and food stamps, said she resents other forms of government assistance that she thinks encourage people not to work.

Bass learned more about politics through his grandmother, Melody Gillespie, who serves as the Montague County GOP chair.

https://www.wsj.com/politics/trump-voting-county-montague-texas-b42e3a4b?mod=hp_lista_pos2

This story seems very, how you say? . . . white.

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Posted
27 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

If I’m not mistaken, Kentucky voted for Trump and Republicans… oh well.

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Just coming here to post this. The comments are interesting as well.

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Here's what Jack Daniels specifically has to say about it.

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March 5 (Reuters) - Jack Daniel's maker Brown-Forman's (BFb.N), opens new tab CEO Lawson Whiting said on Wednesday Canadian provinces taking American liquor off store shelves was "worse than a tariff" and a "disproportionate response" to levies imposed by the Trump administration.

Several Canadian provinces have taken U.S. liquor off store shelves as part of retaliatory measures against President Donald Trump's tariffs.

Canadians are steering away from U.S. goods, sports events and trips following the recent imposition of tariffs, which have left them stirred, despite the deep ties between the two countries.

 

"I mean, that's worse than a tariff, because it's literally taking your sales away, (and) completely removing our products from the shelves," Whiting said on a post-earnings call.

Canada accounted for only 1% of the company's total sales, Whiting said, so the company can withstand the hit.

Canada on Tuesday also imposed 25% tariffs on goods imported from the U.S., including wine, spirits, and beer.

Whiting added the company would watch out for what happens in Mexico, which according to its annual report, made up 7% of its 2024 sales.

Canadians have been increasingly looking to support locals by adapting different ways such as boycotting alcohol brands from the U.S. to altering kitchen pantry with local products.

Shares of Brown-Forman were marginally down in extended trading.

The liquor maker reaffirmed its annual forecasts, which accounted for the impact of tariffs.

While Whiting warned of "continued uncertainty and headwinds in the external environment," he said that he was confident of the company's trajectory.

Brown-Forman has been reeling from a slowdown in demand so far this year, led by the U.S., Canada and Europe, which offset benefits from stronger sales in emerging markets such as Mexico and Poland.

The company has undertaken cost-cutting measures, including workforce reduction. Analysts have said this is a response to a more challenging environment both for the company and the broader spirits industry.

Net sales fell 3% from a year ago to $1.04 billion, compared with analysts' estimate of $1.07 billion, according to data compiled by LSEG.

For fiscal 2025, Brown-Forman expects net sales growth in the range of 2% to 4%.

 

Watching him walking the tightrope is fun. "IT'S HORRIBLE, (psst, don't worry investors it's not really a big deal).  BUT IT'S HORRIBLE!"

With a 7% share of sales, he's sweating Mexico so bad.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I'll be contrary on this one.

The above seems way too extreme to me. Nobody should walk around in fear for their life or have their entire family brought down for an act that doesn't even break the law.

The one event indicates that's she's an awful person and chose to publish her despicable act. She idiotically made herself identifiable. Her name is published. She faces scorn. Good. She should. People can make business choices based on what they know about her, and that's fine, too.

Unleashing the fury of thousands of anonymous people who can threaten anything is terrible. Gleefully wishing her life and family destroyed is crazy. She becomes like the criminals we condemn to horrors in prison and celebrate it.

She's a POS to whom I wouldn't give the time of day. I would not want to witness her terrified or homeless.

It's just that simple. Pos rep.

Nah, she supports the current regime that has thousands of hard working immigrants and their children living in constant fear, and cheering on the destruction of those peoples' lives. In fact, she's participating in the process. I hope only the worst for her and her family. An eye for an eye and whatnot.

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15 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

You'll note though, that both this guy and the maker of Jack Daniels point not to the tariffs as the problem, but the "disproportionate response" of pulling booze from the shelves.  So even now, it's really Canada's fault.

I'm not going to lose sleep on this one.

Plenty of great liquors out there. I'm not going to miss bourbon. 

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18 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

You'll note though, that both this guy and the maker of Jack Daniels point not to the tariffs as the problem, but the "disproportionate response" of pulling booze from the shelves.  So even now, it's really Canada's fault.

I'm not going to lose sleep on this one.

Shit, look what happened to Bud Light. They even hint at it being Trump's fault and they risk losing 90% of their revenue overnight. 

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1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:

If I’m not mistaken, Kentucky voted for Trump and Republicans… oh well.

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They don't seem very smart. Fluffing Trump and acting like only Canada is being unreasonable just emboldens the dipshit to escalate. Once again cowards are killing themselves with their own cowardice. 

Fuck 'em.

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6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

BOOZ ALLEN ON THE MENU, BOYS AND GIRLS!

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See - now this right here is how Elon ends up getting himself killed.

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7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

They don't seem very smart. Fluffing Trump and acting like only Canada is being unreasonable just emboldens the dipshit to escalate. Once again cowards are killing themselves with their own cowardice. 

Fuck 'em.

This.  They probably voted for trump too.  I have no problem if they lose their businesses and their jobs.  There's plenty of other liquor I can buy from people who aren't bootlickers.

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