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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Just now, immamac said:

wait we got 3 calling AZ?

No, I fucked up and thought I saw CNN. 

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2 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Fuck that shit, start shooting. Guns don’t kill people, people fucking up kill people...

at least break out the rubber bullets and tear gas. 

9 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Asian girl on CNN just said she was not good at math.

Tiger moms everywhere just screamed.

I lulzed 

4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I’m a Tarrant County voter and this pleases me. 
 

This also pleases me:

 

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

I am also a fan of the WI SoS.

MI was good too

2 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

What was said?

Sent from my HD1925 using Tapatalk
 

Very responsive to King's questions on giving county by county outstanding ballots to be counted. 

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

We'll go with 'what's not wrong with me?'  Much shorter list of potential replies. 

you are smart/dumb enough to be here ....so there is that

8 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

give me Giordano's.

now i want deep dish pizza.

 

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Could’ve sworn the “bad at math” CNN reporter said it was Biden +5? Such highs to such lows.

Also confused by this. She for sure had Biden with the lead in that dump, what am I missing that it tightened for Trump. She just misspoke lots of times?

Loser strategy.  Billable hours shall ensue.

I think they know to set a high retainer first.
54 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does that pocket square match the tie?

The more important question is plaid shirt with patterned/plaid suit and vest?

Busy af.

Now Nate Cohn is agreeing AZ going to be tight.   Do we expect another dump tonight (and if so what time?)

Arizona giving me a little heart burn. But probably because I have no idea what type of voters have votes outstanding. 

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

 

And then the election worker looked at me!

Remind me why there have been no updates from Nevada 

Also confused by this. She for sure had Biden with the lead in that dump, what am I missing that it tightened for Trump. She just misspoke lots of times?

Must have been. Damn.

Sheet, Yahoo called AZ for Biden hours ago.

 

8 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Kornacki on MSNBC is putting me on edge for AZ

On edge or edging?

NTTAWWT

Kayliegh is going to have a great career selling leaf guards for rain gutters on TV. 
 

She’ll do what that type always does. Marry an older, overweight, verbally abusive rich white guy, live a life of shallow consumption and coping via mild drug use, while they both have periodic lackluster affairs. Don’t cry for her. She’s fulfilling her destiny.

I think she was just reading the new totals for the county, which really wasn't all that helpful.  We needed to know the breakdown of only the new votes.

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

Now Nate Cohn is agreeing AZ going to be tight.   Do we expect another dump tonight (and if so what time?)

Arizona Sec. of State said 10:30 PM local time. 

Now Nate Cohn is agreeing AZ going to be tight.   Do we expect another dump tonight (and if so what time?)

Probably around 11:30 Texas time. I don’t know that to be much after they dropped 80k just now after having 24 hours.
4 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Fucking kkkubans.

 

 

Well, to be fair, they're probably pissed at how much an ACA plan costs.  Anyone who pays for one without subsidy is, because they're paying a shitload.

But they are absolutely deluding themselves if they think trashing ACA without a replacement would reduce costs.

4 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

at least break out the rubber bullets and tear gas. 

“Less lethal” unless you aim for eyes and throat. 

Arizona giving me a little heart burn. But probably because I have no idea what type of voters have votes outstanding. 

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16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This needs to happen.

This ended it sadly.  But there’s lot better ones.  Will look for some where I don’t compromise someone’s name.  Such clowns 

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7 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Fucking kkkubans.

 

 

Motherfuckers are loving their socialist pussy bullshit $15 minimum wage too. Fuck this hypocritical state....

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3 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Now Nate Cohn is agreeing AZ going to be tight.   Do we expect another dump tonight (and if so what time?)

I normally go before bed, but you do you. 

My ass will be in bed by then after staying up way too late last night.

3 minutes ago, RexWilson said:

Remind me why there have been no updates from Nevada 

They have offered no reason.  It's dumb that they are sitting on updates.

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Arizona giving me a little heart burn. But probably because I have no idea what type of voters have votes outstanding. 

Arizona guy theorized that this recent 75k was early votes received Saturday and Sunday. Thinks remaining will be from Monday and Tuesday, and will be more like 55/45 Trump which would preserve Biden lead. 

4 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Now Nate Cohn is agreeing AZ going to be tight.   Do we expect another dump tonight (and if so what time?)

Yes. At 11.  

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:


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That dude’s Biden all the way.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


She’ll do what that type always does. Marry an older, overweight, verbally abusive rich white guy, live a life of shallow consumption and coping via mild drug use, while they both have periodic lackluster affairs. Don’t cry for her. She’s fulfilling her destiny.

Well, she's already married to an MLB pitcher, but he's an involuntary free agent, so soon to become a trailing spouse, no doubt.

People have stopped replying.  I’ve laid waste to the entire lot of ‘em.  Most of the group texts have 2 of us against Trump and 6-8 hardcore trumpers.  It started with lots of back and forth.  Sadly for them, I have a big fucking mouth and pretty much never stop talking shit.  I’ve honed my skills here so it’s really not even fair. 
 
I’m almost sad.  What’s wrong with me?

You are becoming a Longhorn, even when we win it sometimes sucks.
27 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Kayliegh is going to have a great career selling leaf guards for rain gutters on TV. 

 

Listen, she's a complete fucktard but at least she has some redeeming qualities.  Who here wouldn't clog her gutter?  

5 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Now Nate Cohn is agreeing AZ going to be tight.   Do we expect another dump tonight (and if so what time?)

Like 4 hours from now I think then I think that’s it. 
 

I hate this waiting to count and sitting on votes stuff tbh

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

I think she was just reading the new totals for the county, which really wasn't all that helpful.  We needed to know the breakdown of only the new votes.

Dammit, yeah I think you’re right. Bad at math and also not great at reporting apparently. 

14 minutes ago, Bodhi said:

What am I missing here?  It looks like the AZ dump that just took place was pretty favorable for Trump?  First 75k votes were 60% Trump with another 325k to come.

Trump ordered the ballot counting to stop. Now would be a great time to say, ok..

4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


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Was I supposed to know Kenny G's political leanings?

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