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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Just now, washparkhorn said:

Dangerous moment. Van Jones, CNN

Yeah, mentioned Lindsay Graham talking about the PA electors disregarding the vote of the people of PA and instead voting for Trump.  I can’t believe SC voted for him again.  

24 minutes ago, sidis said:

no, this election is over and has been for a while to anyone that understands statistics and basic mathematics. 

we agree on that. 

Santorum is such a cuck. Says you need evidence, but keeps trying his best to push back to support dear leader. Just grow a pair you fucking piece of shit.

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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Remember when A&M was an academic institution of higher learning?

... No?

7 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

Pelosi held up the Covid Relief funding that actually did make it to the people who paid for it in the first place until such election fraud restrictions were eased to make it possible for any of this in the first place.

Of course you’ll be sued and of course this will be decided in court.

Maybe after dec 1 because y’all insisted that Wisconsin would need to include all ballots mailed and post marked for weeks to “count”. and thus being re-counted.



Thanks again assholes!

Haha lookit this titty baby

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Yeah, mentioned Lindsay Graham talking about the PA electors disregarding the vote of the people of PA and instead voting for Trump.  I can’t believe SC voted for him again.  

Have you ever been to South Carolina?

11 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

She's also a Longhorn. Went to the LBJ school. 

I love her

25 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Down to 26K in PA. Philly just dropped a batch of 13,750 that went 12,000-1750. LO fucking L.

 

🤣🤣🤣

the worst thing about social media is social media.

the best thing about social media is there are some seriously witty people out there 😁

So is aggy mad that Clemson draws less people than them due to Covid yet would absolutely whip their ass if they got on the field?

Nate silver has called the election.

 

Just now, SizzleChest said:

Have you ever been to South Carolina?

It’s the Harvard of the South or something like that.

15 minutes ago, yoladu said:

he is hundreds of millions of dollars in debt, who is going to lend him money?

These idiots are buying trumpy bears. Think about that.

Just now, Ted Lange said:

 

my body is ready

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Yeah, mentioned Lindsay Graham talking about the PA electors disregarding the vote of the people of PA and instead voting for Trump.  I can’t believe SC voted for him again.  

One of my coworkers is from SC.

Said Biden is gonna increase taxes, more federal govt overreach, most likely shut down the economy over Covid, and the mortgage industry just might take a tumble after having super low rates with Trump.

It's bred into them early.

Fuck anyone who had to give Santorum credit. We have a low bar in this country for speaking out.

Haha lookit this titty baby

Hahaha.

Waiting for digital Rambo to come kick our doors down and remove us from Texas.

Bitch made bitch.
10 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

Pelosi held up the Covid Relief funding that actually did make it to the people who paid for it in the first place until such election fraud restrictions were eased to make it possible for any of this in the first place.

Of course you’ll be sued and of course this will be decided in court.

Maybe after dec 1 because y’all insisted that Wisconsin would need to include all ballots mailed and post marked for weeks to “count”. and thus being re-counted.



Thanks again assholes!

inject that shit directly into my veins GIF by MOST EXPENSIVEST

11 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I think Workswithseed jacks off farm animals
Prolly makes close to 80k a year
Good for him
Probably his ceiling but when you do what you love!

Any word on if he's taking applications?

10 minutes ago, thepop said:

ease up. put some respect on Beto's name.

He's been working like crazy for 2 years to turn this state blue. Abrams has been working for 6 years so it's not a fair comparison.

Dude married into money and has a beautiful family. He doesn’t have to be doing any of this. I respect his work ethic. He’s trying, which is more than many can say. 

Just now, aggie08 said:

Any word on if he's taking applications?

Which job? 

3 minutes ago, thepop said:

Nate silver has called the election.

 

Nate Silver is Q

10 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

Pelosi held up the Covid Relief funding that actually did make it to the people who paid for it in the first place until such election fraud restrictions were eased to make it possible for any of this in the first place.

Of course you’ll be sued and of course this will be decided in court.

Maybe after dec 1 because y’all insisted that Wisconsin would need to include all ballots mailed and post marked for weeks to “count”. and thus being re-counted.



Thanks again assholes!

What’s the fraud, specifically?  That people were allowed to vote by mail?  Are you suggesting there was a massive coordinated effort which would require hundreds of people to be in on, none of whom would spill the beans, to fraudulently manipulate the vote?  And your evidence is what?  Because Premier Trump says so?

13 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

The circus has been quite entertaining. 

Circus is always entertaining....until the fire eating man burns down the tent with you in it.

3 minutes ago, thepop said:

Nate silver has called the election.

 

Hive sea knee off. I mean, I get what he’s trying to say. But he’s no Lone Star beer.

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Fuck anyone who had to give Santorum credit. We have a low bar in this country for speaking out.

This right here.  I am listening to Santorum saying he is getting tons of people sending him proof of fraud.  He won’t say what just that he is seeing proof.  If I could launch 100 people from earth into the sun I am pretty sure he makes the list.

11 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

Pelosi held up the Covid Relief funding that actually did make it to the people who paid for it in the first place until such election fraud restrictions were eased to make it possible for any of this in the first place.

Of course you’ll be sued and of course this will be decided in court.

Maybe after dec 1 because y’all insisted that Wisconsin would need to include all ballots mailed and post marked for weeks to “count”. and thus being re-counted.



Thanks again assholes!

 

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man yall need to at least check the current page before you repost something. It's fast moving so just the current page will do.

Just now, Storm the Field said:

Hahaha.

Hive Sea Knee On-Off

Yeah I wasn't going to get that.

 

I was saying bee bean knee switch? Fax me some halibut?

9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


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I'd like to cast my ballot in her polling spot.  

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Mother fucking fuck. I JUST WANT TO UPDATE THIS FUCKING MAP. 

You're gonna wait like a good little boy. 

Just now, immamac said:

I've seen enough for regarded folks

 

1 hour ago, Voldemort86 said:

We need Biden to win Georgia, Nevada, and Arizona as insurance. Dubbya and his team were able to steal the election in 2000 because they focused all of their grievances on one state.

also if Biden wins a republican state with a republican governor and SOS, it undermines trumps argument of “ rampant” voter fraud. 

No, the fundamental thing about Florida in 2000 is that Gore was the recounter, not Bush.  Bush successfully stopped the recount.

It is much, much better to be the winner, not the recounter.

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Mother fucking fuck. I JUST WANT TO UPDATE THIS FUCKING MAP. 

If you plan to get some sleep you will have to figure out who notifies you while you sleep.

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Yeah I wasn't going to get that.

 

I was saying bee bean knee switch? Fax me some halibut?

You obviously haven't drank enough Lonestar longnecks

21 minutes ago, yoladu said:

he is hundreds of millions of dollars in debt, who is going to lend him money?

 

The common clay of the new west.

 

16 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

Pelosi held up the Covid Relief funding that actually did make it to the people who paid for it in the first place until such election fraud restrictions were eased to make it possible for any of this in the first place.

Of course you’ll be sued and of course this will be decided in court.

Maybe after dec 1 because y’all insisted that Wisconsin would need to include all ballots mailed and post marked for weeks to “count”. and thus being re-counted.



Thanks again assholes!

You are stupid. You should be ashamed of being stupid. Being stupid is bad.

34 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The same Ted Cruz that ate a booger on live tv?  That Ted Cruz?

DetailedTightAmericankestrel-size_restri

I think we've got some Yuengling that I can start drinking in my Wawa go-cup tomorrow morning.
Rock on man. Great breakfast beer
11 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Yeah, mentioned Lindsay Graham talking about the PA electors disregarding the vote of the people of PA and instead voting for Trump.  I can’t believe SC voted for him again.  

If faithless electors flip the election, we are really gonna be getting Civil War 2.  

Pelosi held up the Covid Relief funding that actually did make it to the people who paid for it in the first place until such election fraud restrictions were eased to make it possible for any of this in the first place.

Of course you’ll be sued and of course this will be decided in court.

Maybe after dec 1 because y’all insisted that Wisconsin would need to include all ballots mailed and post marked for weeks to “count”. and thus being re-counted.



Thanks again assholes!




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