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15 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 


I doubt they do in the sense of what I’d consider ‘normal’ p in v sex.

If he can sustain an erection as obesity has a significant effect on male sexual function, there is a large possibility that he has a buried penis that may not be large enough to protrude enough from his pains for penetration.

Add to that the she’s dealing with the female equivalent, I doubt they bump uglies in the traditional sense as there’s just too much in the way to get in there so to speak.

They’re likely nose blind to the smells that would stop a less hefty partner in their tracks even if they’re not facing the same anatomical hurdles. Corpulent individuals get accustomed to the odors emanating from folds / areas that are increasingly hard to keep clean. 
Toys, mouths, fingers, hands, and stuff is the likeliest answer to your question.

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17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Website For MAGA-Friendly Businesses Backfires As People Use It For Boycotts:

Seriously, is there any bigger group of snowflakes/people who think they've been unjustly persecuted than this group?  "“For far too long, American consumers and business owners who cherish family values and God-given liberty have been overlooked by mainstream businesses,” the company’s website states.  It makes me wonder what form this "overlooking" takes.  Can you think of a single company that gives one shit about what you think if you're spending your dollars with them?  I can't. And how would a company even know what your political/cultural views are unless you loudly announce it to them? Fuck me. 


https://www.huffpost.com/entry/publicsquare-trump-critics-boycott-businesses_n_680900d2e4b00850c6839b0b

 

There is an amazing assortment of realtors, self-defense instructors and financial advisors listed near me.   In other words, people that are into selling bullshit.

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Posted (edited)
16 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

There is an amazing assortment of realtors, self-defense instructors and financial advisors listed near me.   In other words, people that are into selling bullshit.

I also see lots beauticians and various wellness spas, not coincidentally also in the bullshit industry. 

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On 4/25/2025 at 12:02 PM, SquishMitten said:

I don’t really know where to post this, but I just found out my MIL cashed out a bunch of blue chip stocks and dropped a couple hundred grand into Tesla over the last couple weeks. Fuck. At least, I’ve been told it’s only a couple hundred. God help us if it’s a lot more than that. 

Would you mind giving me her number so I can text her?  It looks like she won the lottery in a Third World country I’d rather not disclose right now - but I’d like to share the good news and try to help her transfer her winnings. 

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Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Would you mind giving me her number so I can text her?  It looks like she won the lottery in a Third World country I’d rather not disclose right now - but I’d like to share the good news and try to help her transfer her winnings. 

Yeah and I’d like to talk through her  options for MS-13 insurance. 

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This talk of shortages and small business closing, I’ve got to think that the cult of money will put an end to the cult of maga. The money cult has been around waaaaayy longer. Will it be too late by the time that happens? I don’t know but the suspense is killing me

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My wife is an executive in the non-profit world and has been for a long time. I have been to so many events, fundraisers, and taken so many tours of non-profits, that I can't even count them all. You know what? All the management looked just like that guy. I'm shocked he is having a hard time finding a job.

Oh, wait, no, I meant to say, NOBODY looked our sounded like this guy. Their are plenty of morons who think it is easy then find out otherwise, but even those people have twice the brains of this guy.

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16 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This talk of shortages and small business closing, I’ve got to think that the cult of money will put an end to the cult of maga. The money cult has been around waaaaayy longer. Will it be too late by the time that happens? I don’t know but the suspense is killing me

I'd counter with, as powerful as the money cult has always been, they've never had this level of direct, unfettered access to the administration and the courts. What's a little recession that they're able to time perfectly and absorb more wealth from failed small businesses owners and all those losers in middle America?

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6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I'd counter with, as powerful as the money cult has always been, they've never had this level of direct, unfettered access to the administration and the courts. What's a little recession that they're able to time perfectly and absorb more wealth from failed small businesses owners and all those losers in middle America?

I’m talking more about everyday people. Small business, entrepreneurs, white collar workers. The vast majority of people. You start fucking with people’s money and shit can turn real fast. The oligarchs are gonna oligarch. But I think the only way regular Americans snap out of this is them becoming poorer in a rapid fashion. Add in the coming shortages and that is ripe for lots of unrest. Does that finally break the maga fever? And again, will it be too late

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1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This talk of shortages and small business closing, I’ve got to think that the cult of money will put an end to the cult of maga. The money cult has been around waaaaayy longer. Will it be too late by the time that happens? I don’t know but the suspense is killing me

52 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m talking more about everyday people. Small business, entrepreneurs, white collar workers. The vast majority of people. You start fucking with people’s money and shit can turn real fast. The oligarchs are gonna oligarch. But I think the only way regular Americans snap out of this is them becoming poorer in a rapid fashion. Add in the coming shortages and that is ripe for lots of unrest. Does that finally break the maga fever? And again, will it be too late

Dude....the everyday people are EXACTLY the people who don't fucking matter, and will get it right in the ass, as intended.

Eliminate all small and local businesses.  Force consolidation of all enterprises under a handful of multi-billion dollar enterprises.  Local florists?  Local restaurants?  Local anythings?  GTFO.  You'll be eating at TeslaCafes and acquiring all goods from Amazon soon, and you'll take it like a bitch.

Because remember, turning us into EXACTLY a Russian oligarchy is how you "Make America Great Again."  They have told us and shown us exactly what they are doing, and exactly what they intend to accomplish.  We should believe them.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Poor guy. No Oakleys, no truck for his selfie and he can't even afford a full size chimney. Sucks to his assmar.

Untrue. His truck is currently taking a big shit. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Superhero said:

Note to self. Begin every candidate interview with - "Did you participate in J6?"

"Yes? Thank you for your time. Not validating your parking pass."

I believe that would be considered "persecuting Christians." 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I have no way of knowing if MercedesJane deserves to have a leopard feast on her face, but fuck it:

 

 

 

this. THIS more than anything else. THIS is why we are where we are. 

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This talk of shortages and small business closing, I’ve got to think that the cult of money will put an end to the cult of maga. The money cult has been around waaaaayy longer. Will it be too late by the time that happens? I don’t know but the suspense is killing me
We are gonna find out in a couple weeks or so. When the shelves of Wally World are half empty, people are gonna freak the fuck out.
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30 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
12 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:
This talk of shortages and small business closing, I’ve got to think that the cult of money will put an end to the cult of maga. The money cult has been around waaaaayy longer. Will it be too late by the time that happens? I don’t know but the suspense is killing me

We are gonna find out in a couple weeks or so. When the shelves of Wally World Dollar General/Dollar Tree are half empty, people are gonna freak the fuck out.

Fixed it for the true mecca of the base.

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11 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the working class to worship unregulated capitalism. 

Incorrect. Convincing people EDUCATION wasn't important. Keeping people uneducated meant they wouldn't pick up a book. Not picking up a book means they wouldn't learn about our history during the Gilded Age. Not knowing history means you are doomed to repeat it.

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Posted
14 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the working class to worship unregulated capitalism. 

The greatest trick the devil pulled wasn’t convincing people that he didn’t exist but convincing them a man who embodies every deadly sin was their new savior. 

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Well ok maybe that puzzling red shift in the valley might reverse...or not. I don't know what is going on down there.

Presuming we still have fair and free elections in Texas moving forward.

Posted
1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Fucking idiot.  I hope he ends up homeless.  Wonder where he'll hand his dotard flag then?

 

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Homeless?  He'll be lucky if that's his fate.  Deported to a gulag is more likely.

 

36 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Maybe you can store that flag up your ass.

 

Maybe he can hang it in his cell in his El Salvadoran prison?

 

 

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Fucking idiot.  I hope he ends up homeless.  Wonder where he'll hand his dotard flag then?

he can use the flag as a tent or a blanket to keep him warm

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