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1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

I would volunteer to speak at his funeral.

My speech would simply be “thank God this asshole is finally dead and I’m not sticking around One more second unless I hear the food is gonna be good and the alcohol is free. Amen.”

I'll be first in line to donate to cover your travel expenses.

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2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I would volunteer to speak at his funeral.

My speech would simply be “thank God this asshole is finally dead and I’m not sticking around One more second unless I hear the food is gonna be good and the alcohol is free. Amen.”

You should see their deconstructed burger

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17 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

Presidents or former Presidents might be asked to speak at Trump's funeral.  They would have to come up with nice things to say and recall interesting or funny anecdotes.  Would anyone of a sound mind want to do that?  No way.

I'd pay to see Obama do a reprise of his White House correspondents' dinner send-up. No way he'll be invited. 

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4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'd pay to see Obama do a reprise of his White House correspondents' dinner send-up. No way he'll be invited. 

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You can still use the "L" in Pennsylvania and use Wisconsin for the "S" instead of PA.  But otherwise, it has rhythm...I can dance to it...I give it a 95. 

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5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


I'd take one for the team and make a conjugal visit, since y'all are being mean.

She's all yours.

 

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I’ll tell you what this is, Ivanka.  This is fuck around and find out.

If she didn’t do anything wrong, why is she afraid of an investigation?
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1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

I would volunteer to speak at his funeral.

My speech would simply be “thank God this asshole is finally dead and I’m not sticking around One more second unless I hear the food is gonna be good and the alcohol is free. Amen.”

Sorry to tell you but there will be no free meals or drinks. How can you make money if you give things away?  Enjoying drinking cheap booze from expensive bottles and filet mignon of horse meat. 

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1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The idea of being an Eskimo brother with Jared Kushner would make my dick retreat into my abdominal cavity and never come out again.

Lol you really think she let him fuck her?

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On 11/18/2020 at 10:01 AM, Red Five said:

I get what you're saying, but I'm 44 years old. I've known he's a fucking clown since I was about 12 years old. How anyone who was around in the 80s and 90s and well anytime prior to 2016 couldn't know this is astounding. 

That he's some species of clown has been apparent, forever, yes.

But it is conceivable that the clown we were aware of for the past 2-3 decades had some hidden redeeming qualities as an administrator or leader, or maybe just a psychopath that gets shit done.  It has been obvious to most for the last four years that he has none.  But if you weren't paying attention, the events of 2020 have fully exposed him.

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On 11/18/2020 at 5:58 PM, burntorangebongos said:

Mr Roger's was so innocent. RiP

The little black dude with crooked mouth laugh is called what for gif purposes? 

I need that one.

 

 

This guy? 

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unpopular opinion alert...

i'm totally ok with trump not spending any time in jail.

as long as there's a trial.

that lasts at least a month.

where every minute is televised.

and rudy is his primary counsel.

who eventually bails and trump represents himself.

and only gets off because he agrees to some sort of plea deal orchestrated by biden/kamala/their ag.

and it includes house arrest.

and no twitter usage.

but i'm ok with him not going to jail.

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19 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I mean I'm not really joking. Their marriage is a total sham business arrangement and I'm pretty sure he's gay.

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4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

unpopular opinion alert...

i'm totally ok with trump not spending any time in jail.

as long as there's a trial.

that lasts at least a month.

where every minute is televised.

and rudy is his primary counsel.

who eventually bails and trump represents himself.

and only gets off because he agrees to some sort of plea deal orchestrated by biden/kamala/their ag.

and it includes house arrest.

and no twitter usage.

but i'm ok with him not going to jail.

Yeah, prison is kind of beside the point.  A long, humiliating public trial coupled with a conviction or other acknowledgment of guilt is the thing.

I think we're actually more likely to see a quiet plea than anything, though.

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1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Yeah.  The president of the United States is going to quietly plead to something. 

Exactly 

Trump will bitch and moan and ignore reality forever 

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Yeah, it's a classic Dem move to say "well, we got him out of office, that's the important part".

No.  The important part is for him to answer for his crimes.  Letting him off the hook just kicks the can down the road.  He needs to be tried and suffer whatever consequences await him.  Otherwise, we'll just get more of the same later on.

Sure, we'll get more of the same, anyway, but we can try to actually do the right thing for once.

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29 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

This is fucking delicious schadenfreude. Thats So Raven Chocolate GIF

Gonna have to go ahead and say that this is not one of my favorite gifs.

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4 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Dude is orgasmic on the delish choco goodness. It totally expresses my reaction to the tweet. I suppose I could have chef's kissed it but that is so lame in comparison. 

Antonio Banderas is an all timer for reaction gif.

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Yeah, prison is kind of beside the point.  A long, humiliating public trial coupled with a conviction or other acknowledgment of guilt is the thing.
I think we're actually more likely to see a quiet plea than anything, though.

He needs to be a convicted felon so he is disqualified from running again. That is all I want.
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9 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Sorry to tell you but there will be no free meals or drinks. How can you make money if you give things away?  Enjoying drinking cheap booze from expensive bottles and filet-o-fish

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