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If the Sox win it all this year I'll rejoin the church because it's only possible if God is real and the Pope prays for it to happen and it happens. 

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Goddamnit, I'm getting surly af over the comments that "he's not the first American pope." Mother fuckers, the USA is the only country in the Americas that has the word America in its name. Argentinains don't call themselves fucking Americans, they call themselves Argentinians. The term "American" has been universally accepted as the nationality of a person from the United States of America. It doesn't step on anyone else's toes. People from Canada are Canadians, people from Colubia are Columbians, etc., etc. Nobody else in the Americas uses the term "American" as a reference to their nationality. Pretty sure most would be pissed if you called them "American." Every third comment on every article that refers to him as the first American pope. That statement is correct because, again, its referring to nationality, not which fucking string of continents someone may have been born on. So fucking annoying. 

Americans are also called Yanks (short for Yankee) by Brits, so are all Texans also Yankees?

The Gulf of Mexico is called the Gulf of Mexico by every, except MAGA. So which is it?

And water is wet, except it is not. It is a liquid, that when it is on another substance, them that substance is wet. So the real question is can a liquid make itself wet? H²O is not the only liquid,  any liquid you come in contact with gets you wet. Perhaps I am a liquid, because I made South Austin's mom wet, before...well, the rest of that story is not going to be posted in a Papal thread. 

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3 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Americans are also called Yanks (short for Yankee) by Brits, so are all Texans also Yankees?

The Gulf of Mexico is called the Gulf of Mexico by every, except MAGA. So which is it?

And water is wet, except it is not. It is a liquid, that when it is on another substance, them that substance is wet. So the real question is can a liquid make itself wet? H²O is not the only liquid,  any liquid you come in contact with gets you wet. Perhaps I am a liquid, because I made South Austin's mom wet, before...well, the rest of that story is not going to be posted in a Papal thread. 

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38 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Americans are also called Yanks (short for Yankee) by Brits, so are all Texans also Yankees?

The Gulf of Mexico is called the Gulf of Mexico by every, except MAGA. So which is it?

And water is wet, except it is not. It is a liquid, that when it is on another substance, them that substance is wet. So the real question is can a liquid make itself wet? H²O is not the only liquid,  any liquid you come in contact with gets you wet. Perhaps I am a liquid, because I made South Austin's mom wet, before...well, the rest of that story is not going to be posted in a Papal thread. 

Not sure I follow. No one anywhere refers to an Argentinian or Canadian as an American. It’s only when someone from the US is referred to as the “first” or “only” American to do something (referring to someone from the US) that people all over the internet come out with “ackchully American is two continents.” But the fact remains that nobody else from the Americas are called Americans, only people from the United States of America, the only country with America in the name. We’re not United Statians, it’s never been a thing.

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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Also....how did we not hone in on this earlier (or did I miss it)?  He's the literal Blues Brother pope - he's from Chicago, and he's on a mission from God.  

Somebody needs to dispatch 4 fried chickens and a coke, and some dry white toast, to the Vatican, stat.

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Goddamnit, I'm getting surly af over the comments that "he's not the first American pope." Mother fuckers, the USA is the only country in the Americas that has the word America in its name. Argentinains don't call themselves fucking Americans, they call themselves Argentinians. The term "American" has been universally accepted as the nationality of a person from the United States of America. It doesn't step on anyone else's toes. People from Canada are Canadians, people from Colubia are Columbians, etc., etc. Nobody else in the Americas uses the term "American" as a reference to their nationality. Pretty sure most would be pissed if you called them "American." Every third comment on every article that refers to him as the first American pope. That statement is correct because, again, its referring to nationality, not which fucking string of continents someone may have been born on. So fucking annoying. 

*Argentines

*Colombia

*Colombians

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